@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Remember its motto? "It's thinking."

You forget the other major flaw of buying a soccer jersey with a big, corporate name on the front: that 'corporate' entity could soon cease to exist, making your purchase even more ridiculous.

Ray Allen needs to get that hate out of his heart, or else he's gonna end up just another 2 Guard without a jump shot, like his father.

@RonZookonRedBull: Young Wesley is probably mortified.

@WillieMcGeeForever: Somewhere an elderly woman behind a counter in a small town thoroughly disagrees and finds Vedder's lyrics to still be riveting.

Never underestimate training by running through mountains. Look what happened to Ivan Drago.

Tim Donaghy has a pretty good idea why

You know, I just don't see where LeBron gets his looks from. The resemblance to his mother is virtually non-existent. Kind of like how no one in the Jackson family looks alike.

@Nocturnal emissions: I'd compare her more to Pizza the Hut. I think the potential for Oprah one day eating herself is pretty close to 50%...

@Doyle McPoyle: I would have to think Brutus is looking to place the following items in close proximity right now: Shawn Michaels, a plate glass window, and Roger Clemens.

@Arriaga_II: Looks like Poppy's a little sloppy.

@Dead Wrestlers Society: Skoal? Too high class for this gentleman. Try Husky.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: They're both runners up to David Blane for biggest douche in the universe.

Ted Williams doesn't see anything fictional about a movie script involving baseball and cloning.

@TheStarterWife: Good point. Dennis just became the poster-child for using clear colored deodorant. Looks like his next pitch should be to the people at Huggies.

I'm kind of surprised to see that The Worm doesn't shave messages into his armpit hair or dye it different colors. The Bad Boys and Mid-90's Spurs are probably sorely disappointed.

Man, Knoop uses the heavy lumber, AND he is clearly adverse to the concept of choking up. What a power hitter.

I will pay $10 to whoever utters the following phrase to Costas: "You're excited? Feel these nipples!"

Did you see the way she pointed at the check? She gave me the finger.

@TheEggman: @spinachdip: That may have been some of Nike's finest ad campaigning ever. I was a proud owner of a Griffey for President T-Shirt.