@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I'll always remember how bad his career fell off after Griffey ran for president in the Nike Commercial with Lil' Penny. Then again, I guess his career didn't fall off nearly as hard as real Penny...

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: And the world wide leader punished him stupidly...

Maybe Boras can find Kent Bottenfield a minor league home tomorrow.

I wonder if Isiah also is accosted by common Knicks' fans in Red Lobster?

Disapprove because he was once convinced that the stadium radar gun was rigged to show Joel Zumaya throwing 100 MPH+, except for the fact that it was a road game for the Tigers.

Do not introduce this guy to the Red Wings' Darren McCarty. Tennessee cannot produce Jack Daniels that fast.

@StuScott Booyahs: If you strike the word "the" from your analysis of Miracle Whip, I would 100% agree.

@DennyCrane: I can't answer that question, but I can assure you I am now leaving to make a BLT, heavy on the Hellmann's.

Forget being in the top 5 of the NBA Draft. Mayo is now free to strike that million-dollar endorsement deal with Hellmann's.

@McCroskey: Really? I took a really pathetic enjoyment out of hearing Sir Charles yell "go get the damn ball" every time I threw a bad pass. Then again, my mom also wouldn't let me play Mortal Kombat...

I'm more confident in him succeeding at Wii Golf than Call of Duty

I think Reiley should just focus on what's happening in his own basement

They must be pre-drinking for a No Limit Records party

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Michigan does have the early lead on beating off outside co-ed's home windows, however.

Stanley Pringle's out, Jerry!

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: "Well...I do take pills, don't do speed, don't do crack, do smoke weed, don't do smack, I do do 'shrooms, do drink beer, I just wanna make a few things clear..."

"In no particular order, you'll hear about Dwight Gooden, Daryl Strawberry, Len Bias, Brett Favre, Roy Tarpley, Dock Ellis, George Gervin, Michael Irvin, Tim Raines, Michael Ray Richardson, Robert Parish, The Jailblazers, Lamar Odom..."

Its safe to say that Ernie Banks doesnt approve of poor grammar that isnt proper.

Good thing Shawn Michaels didn't have Mayweather in his corner as the special guest enforcer. Not the best track record with big name boxers doing that on his behalf.

Mark Cuban must have been cheesed out of his fucking mind to ever think this "ban" would stick...