@Chamomiles Davis: I sense a helipad in Mr. Geiger's future

Jason Priestly must be a big fan of water slides.

Couldn't Dallas have plugged Jim Jackson & Jamal Mashburn into this equation somehow, only to have the deal ultimately ruined by Mashburn's bad knees and Jackson's and Kidd's mutual affection for Toni Braxton?

Peter Forsberg once got beat up by Igor Larionov. I find it hard to believe any fanbase could ever be excited about his potential acquisition.

Someone should loop this on a bigscreen at all Mike Huckabee rallies

Willie Gary must just be the new way of saying 'John Doe' in a lawsuit

@Candygram: That's true

"All I wanna do is race daddy. What's up with that?"

This isn't news. I need to know if Brian McNamee stuck a needle in Roger Clemens' butt 9 years ago. Anyone know where I can hear about that kind of stuff? I don't think it's covered much by media outlets...

This 'rap' sounds way too much like it could be thrown in the movie Whiteboys and not even remotely be out of place...

Magnanimous, that's a big word, Shaq can you spell that?

I wish Willie Hernandez was still around to dump a bucket of ice water on Mitch's head in the Tigers' locker room.

Hopefully Zorn will be able to bring that magic touch he instilled on Detroit Lions quarterbacks in the late 1990's to Washington.

Maybe if Tafoya and Kolber could provide colorful, in-depth analysis like Tony Siragusa they wouldn't be in this unfortunate position.

I don't think I'd want Stephen A. endorsing me if I were a politician. His endorsement is like the equivalent of gathering support from Timothy Dalton, Christopher Darden, Kevin Federline, and a slew of other people who are really bad at whatever it is they do...

@BruschisBrewsky: Indeed. And also granted permanent future immunity.

I can't understand a Reebok commercial went bad. Oh wait, I forgot that they actually included Bill Walton in this ad of elite big men:

@ClueHeywood: I'm holding out hope for Shaq-Fu 2: Desert Combat. Maybe someone in Phoenix can make it happen.

Prediction that the following items areon Mrs. Mattingly's property inventory list for jail: Pack of Winston Cigarettes 1/2 smoked, BIC lighter, and Levi's denim jacket.

What's more disturbing at this point: Sutton's beyond-wrinkled face or that thing that looks like a vagina on Al Davis' neck? My vote is actually for Sutton.