@TheNorvFace: I would speculate I saw more chocobos than breasts during a six month stretch in college when that game came out.

Deraz from VA, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent comment were you even close to anything that could be considered a perceptive thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God…

I once passed up sex to get to the next save point in FF7. A much better game than III.

@Sarge: That is until the rapper Fabolous gets a hold of him

I wonder if Duke's resurgence will interest Dick Vitale?

Somehow, if Boomer makes it to the pearly gates, I don't think a simple uttering of "You're with me, Jesus" will atone for this.

Strict dress code I see. Always the sign of a winning party when guests can attend one pair of pants short of being their favorite NFL player.

@KevinNoMaas: You don't downgrade Alex Legion because he does everything right and may not play as well on Saturday...

@kataroo_kangaroo: Lance Bass' star power seems more appropriate for the Deadspin party...or outer space.

Hmm, Timberlake and Fatone at the Axis/Radius party? The sheer possibility of hearing a little 'Bye Bye Bye' is too tantalizing too pass up.

I wonder if this is how the fucking Crocodile Hunter (fucking R.I.P.) used to fucking fire up his fucking camera crew

Let's hope this doesn't become a future trend. I'd hate to see Zo's reaction when he finds out someone faked liver disease.

First KG to Boston, now Santana to New York. Man, I bet tomorrow the Minnesota Wild will move to some city in Texas.

I wonder if Savard used the same rally cry when he was spending the washed up portion of his career in Tampa Bay in the mid-to-late 90's.

There should be a decrepit, old Archie Manning looking down from the Press Box at the top of this poster.