You're going to need a bigger drone...

The Doctor gets his information from Wikipedia? No wonder he always ends up in the wrong place.

Because those things don't say, "I know you like tools" like a Home Depot gift card does...

Look on the bright side, you'll be dead in the future.

better solution: robot dolphins patrolling just off the beaches

Odds of getting killed in
Detroit: 1 in 5

LOL- My wife told me the same thing about Cameron Diaz. I'm not sure if I should take it as a sign of a cool wife or be insulted that she sets my chances so low.

This point should have been included in your original post.

I hope it's a huge diamond the size of Ohio and gets excavated rendering all diamonds worthless. Goodbye De Beers. Africa gets free and becomes the most democratic place on earth. Wireless tech and solar move in and it becomes testing grounds building up the country as the most technically modern one in the world as…

Pretty sure that's already happened.

This is the advisory board's recommendation: Do a better job of keeping it all secret.

Sounds legit.

At least they got Santa's race correct. Right, Megyn?

Come on... no tits???

You are what you eat...