I’m sick because I was just picturing DJ Khaled naked.

You think someone like DJ Khaled has any stroke game? Stroke game requires some level of intimacy and a dude who won’t eat the box because he thinks is icky probably fucks like a rabbit and is finished in two to five minutes.

It is a tiny pink bunny of failure. Indeed.

I think the buses are hugging the trees.

“40% less crashes when using Autosteer... when compared to a dog driving without it...”

The truth is that advanced primates make terrible drivers.

You mean the guy who signed a repeal of the law banning the mentally disturbed from getting guns?

The first sitting president to speak at an NRA convention....

I’m not sure what you expect them to do. The dude had a spotless record and so far no history of any personal, medical, or familial records has indicated any potential issue. He could easily have purchased a weapon from anywhere, and has, including one of the tougher states on gun control which was California.

Even…

Congress hasn’t been consulted about declaring war since FDR did it after Pearl Harbor.

My plan is he forces his evil cabal to join him for lunch. Everyone gets deadly botulism from the KFC potato salad that sat out too long. Those helicopters are expensive. This way everybody goes home and dies in their beds. One big funeral and the nightmare is over.

Kayne was wrong. GWB, the GOP and theDonald don’t care about 98% of all people.

I feel the same. This tax cut BS when this natural disaster of Biblical proportions is still ongoing is an insult to every thinking person, no matter what their political party is. What part of “half of these people have no flood insurance because they were not in flood zones,” is confusing to him?

I hear he’s coming back on Friday. Personally, I’d rather him stay away.

They’re simply following this model:

I am officially disappointed. I was sooo rooting for the guy from La Salle Extension University to get this post. He always looked so happy and successful in all the comic books I read as a kid. But looks like he got passed over for this one. Sad!

Yep.

Ha ha! Aren’t mom’s great?

So I guess when you comment on a sponsor you get insta-grayed.

Shit, I wish every job had “cheerleaders.” Not necessarily women — just someone there to provide you with positive reinforcement and motivation, like a personal trainer.