Been gone awhile , New Member of family to care for

I couldn’t help but smile over this headline. Seemingly, there IS justice in the world.

Cant we have this, no one is getting hurt by it.

From the TechCrunch link (emphasis added):

I’m sick because I was just picturing DJ Khaled naked.

They found the password in the Twitter logs and decided to take it over.

You think someone like DJ Khaled has any stroke game? Stroke game requires some level of intimacy and a dude who won’t eat the box because he thinks is icky probably fucks like a rabbit and is finished in two to five minutes.

I used to use them, now they do not carry Orijen, so it was bye bye chewy.

n 2003 I wrote a paper on nuclear power in shipping. Part of my research was on the only large scale user of nuke ships for commercial purposes. Russia.

I had an afterthought, it would be hilarious if someone put a replica of an oil rig there. Ready , get set, go , Fire up the Photoshop apps

I am betting Scott Pruitt had it chopped down to make room for an oil drilling rig.

I’m good with missing the whole ‘End of the World’ thing

First they came for the dogs, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a dog.

Fake news!

Honorable mention for killing the most humans: Humans.

Minimalist design is still cool right?

It is a tiny pink bunny of failure. Indeed.

If Hillary had won , maybe we wouldn’t be confronted with a new ‘aw shit’ moment every other day

If Project Veritas is hiring, some network intern could make their career infiltrating them and exposing their methods and financing

Shit, I wish every job had “cheerleaders.” Not necessarily women — just someone there to provide you with positive reinforcement and motivation, like a personal trainer.