Now we know why the nuclear power plants

Well of course they didn't make it, they're tied to the freaking boat!!

それは私たちではありません = It is not us this time!

Every man dies, not every man really lives

It's expensive because the cartographers keep drowning! And the dolphins they train get better jobs overseas.

To print guns to shoot the people making skimmers?

This could be also the best Rubik's Cube ever, since you could do it in front of your dumb friends and make up some bullshit and wait 3 minutes and say you solved it.

Relax everyone!

Free healthcare if you join Amazon Prime!!

"This Health Insurance Plan is Prime Eligible"

And the following summer they will move to Amazon

Everything is impossible until it isn't.

In theory, maybe, but in practice maybe not so much.

read that and thought she implanted a twinkie in her eye. Why the hell would you stick a yellow pastry in your eyeball? Oh wait... nope, still a stupid idea

Listen, we've been here before with laser-guided scissors. if it puts a line only in front of the cutting surface then it doesn't actually tell you you're going in the right direction— just that there is an arbitrary straight line directly in front of whatever accidental turn you just made. There needs to be a…

This is somehow relevant.

Well, there was a fire department in Bedrock.

Living batteries would be interesting. Set them out to forage in the night and find them fully charged in the morning. Don't ask where they go in those hours, it's not important.

Airlines deal with tens of thousands of luggage each hour. The fact that you even get your bags is a miracle by itself.