What is the appeal of indie nail polishes? I feel the same way about Etsy cosmetics, this stuff goes on your body people! Make sure that glitter has been thoroughly tested by someone who knows what they’re doing before you get an infection.

Are you in Mobile? I had no idea he was in Alabama until today. So glad I’m not on Facebook.

The worst. There was this one song called Mother Trucker that she hummed all the time. She hummed it like it was a gospel song, she even closed her eyes while doing it sometimes. God I hated that woman. I bet she tells people that I’m her black friend so she can’t be racist.

Pink hat.

Wow, I worked with this woman. She always changed the office Pandora station to country music. Not the good kind either, the new kind where women are compared to trucks and beer. I tried to be diplomatic and put on a top 40 radio station, but she always changed it back. We had so many passive aggressive stare downs.

Where’s the best place to look for rooms/apartments? I’ve been using Craigslist and Padmapper, is there a better option?

I think this might be a Southern thing, but “lie” was considered profanity when I was a kid. So instead of saying lie, we would say someone was “telling a story”. I only hear kids and very delicate old ladies say it, and it makes me so happy for some reason.

Congrats! Totally worth it! What brand was it? We’re the same size, and it’s so hard for me to find jeans that don’t show crack.

How do working class people find roommates? I just moved to Austin and my roommate search is going nowhere. Everyone states that they want a “professional” roommate, but what does that mean? Is professional the new middle class, everyone that has a job is a professional now? Whenever I see that word in an ad it’s a…

I was just about to post this exact same thing. My family bonded over those episodes.

Oh please, Sally was the godmother of clickbait. I used to be so annoyed when the title of the show would be something like “ I had sex with 117 men, which one is my baby’s daddy? Is it Father Lonigan?”, but you had to wait till the end of the episode to find out the identity of Kay’s baby’s daddy. Then, she would be…