I may have missed it, but can we talk about this?

I want to star this more than once.

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

I can only presume that in the next round of demands one of Bernie’s conditions will be that he not be questioned about foreign policy.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

I hear he sleeps with models, too.

Ha! Joke’s on her, I don’t even HAVE a girlfriend!

Analog dick pics! OMG

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

Me too!!! I consider myself a super feminist but have always thought this was a silly distraction from stuff that matters.

Ice Cube: “Maybe we should have put a slave in Staight Outta Compton.” 5:00 mark.

Hey, laser pointers are nice and all, but there’s nothing like having things pointed out by an erect penis. Can’t do that, can you ladies?

I really don’t know how people think people are coming in and out of ER examining rooms all the time. Every time I’ve had the pleasure, after triage and being put in an examination room, we’ve had to wait...and wait...and wait.

Your daughter is a hero.

I love her and I will not make fun of her tweets for a full year.

“Fuck ‘yo cake.”

Okay but can we talk about this lady?

WHY IS THIS WOMAN WAGING WAR ON CHRISTMAS?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ok...? I guess let’s try to blame this man for his daughter’s rape at gunpoint because he maybe drank beer with her?

I mean, if you watch just this video, it looks like he’s laughing at something someone said to him off-camera and wasn’t paying attention to the proceedings at all.