The doll has a fivehead. Six, even.

He wants to be president but he doesn’t want to do president.

did they though?

He’s the kind of rich person who literally can’t deal with life outside of his safe bubble where everything works out exactly like he wants it. It’s in there that he can believe that he’s respected and loved by all and not deal with the harsh reality that waits outside his doorstep.

I think he wanted to be elected--and that was it.

He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.

A prison of his own making, thanks to years of ripping off other people.

Bronzer and processed meat.

Working on the 26th floor and living even higher in a building like Trump tower there’s a good chance his windows don’t even open (and if they do, not wide). The idea that he’s in a prison without even exposure to a fresh breeze is some small comfort.

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

He’s tweeting, he’s occasionally visiting the two restaurants he likes, and he literally doesn’t get outside even to glimpse the sun:

Just came here to say: Damn, Obama looks fine in that leather jacket.

The Trump kids and grandkids will use the White House pool exclusively because of Donald’s love of water sports.

I feel actively bad for that little Barron boy. Until he grows up and behaves like his brothers. But for now? Poor kid.

Don’t be silly.

I wish we could have them forever, but I am deeply grateful that we had them for 8 years.

Trump children don’t play on playgrounds, they compete in the stock market in their spare time, and he with the most winnings gains a few moments to chat about business prospects and a small business start-up loan from the patriarch as a prize.

Also, the Obamas had offered to leave the playground at the White House for, you know, Trump’s ten-year-old kid and bunch of grandkids... and he said no.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert