Do you remember how hard it was to cut and paste back then? You had to use Elmer’s glue, round scissors, magazines, sometimes even newspapers. I admire her for putting in so much more effort to cheat than it would have ever been to do it on the level. To do that for 2000 words is goddam heroic.

What a shame. She’d have been the perfect speech writer for Melania.

You know Kelleyanne Conway tipped this shit off so she could be the only blonde who always looks tired.

Hopefully the same person who suddenly came to his or her senses just as he was about to tweet a picture of himself with a bucket of fried chicken with the caption “Happy MLK day! The best fried chicken and watermelon are made in Trump Tower Grill! I love the blacks!”

I read an awesome statistical analysis of Trump’s tweets and it’s a breakdown of when he writes his own and when he doesn’t. A fascinating study in the making of a sociopath: http://varianceexplained.org/r/trump-tweets/

The person who actually sings for Mariah nowadays :)

I’m fine with people flying the Confederate flag as long as the flag is labelled as a “LOSER FLAG”. That and a flag for traitors. I’ve had the debates with people in person about the Confederacy. They usually have less history awareness than I do and I’m not a Civil War buff though I am a history nerd.

I mean, the little peplum dress and the matching bow in her cloud of natural curls? Her little kid glasses?

“Kempenich said one should consider what might happen if someone panics when coming upon a group of people gathered along a public roadway.”

THAT LITTLE PEPLUM DRESS THO!!!!!

Building standards are also great for keeping people from dying in fires, or from electrocution, just plain suffocating because of insufficient passive ventilation and airflow.

Remember that fire in a warehouse that people were living in? That’s why.

In a way the apology is better and more humiliating to Trump than if she’d just said no in the first place.

An excellent apology. Good.

Much like my uncles that proudly haven’t read a book since high school - they ask glib questions like this and I’m like, I dunno Uncle Gene. I don’t have enough time to walk you though the complexities of global politics when you haven’t cracked open a book since you read “the Yearling.”

“Isn’t news”? Are you kidding me? Trump’s going from zero to Nixon in record time, as if he can’t tell how self-incriminating this is.

These are the questions that Racist Grandpa™ asks... “why are we spending money THERE when we have problems HERE?” Because I can’t explain global politics to you before you die???

those are vulcan ears, ya racist.

I was really hoping the grown man trying to marry a teenager was going to be uplifting.

Maybe every extra in the movie, that apparently is not shown in the trailer, is a WWE “wrestler”. Every scene has heavily muscled men walking by in the background. And every billboard in the movie is for WWE.