It wouldn’t surprise me if his blood pressure was insanely high. The guy is a myocardial infarction waiting to happen.

took private Italian lessons from women he found through Craigslist postings... A photograph of his psychoanalyst hangs in his office... Bornstein pointed out what appeared to be a small, naked doll sitting on the ground — “here’s a naked doorstop.”

“the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency”

Right? Like, is that a promise, Harold?

I think he should be the only practitioner for Trump, Pence, and the entire cabinet.

They’ve truly taken up the family legacy of being paid for being famous.

It’s like all the rest of us, no? That’s why we have a vice president and a speaker of the House and a whole line of people. They can just keep dying.

It was just an initial concept anyway. Those thousands of glossy brochures they had printed up and distributed were just drafts. Having lawyers form this organization with Trump children on the board? Just brainstorming. Calm down.

If he were any more literate, Donald Trump could write the book on gaslighting techniques.

If he doesn’t blow the world up, yeah.

I am very curious to know exactly how the Trump Bros engage in the outdoors. You cannot tell me that two douchebags who grew up in a penthouse actually think it’s fun to sit in a tree stand for several hours in the frigid dawn. I’m picturing more of a luxurious yurt on Kenyan plains where they bring out a lion chained…

Crossing George Foreman and Dick “Vader” Cheney -

So they’re on the board but are not actually involved in any oversight? Basically they’re using the privilege associated with being close to the President to benefit without doing any actual work? Sound about right....

I am so glad we had the foresight to not elect crooked Hillary. We need more honesty and ethical behaviour. #DrainTheSwamp!

this look is the result of FAR TOO MUCH COCAINE. he looks terrible, like just his face. ridic outfit aside...

Precisely. If you haven’t seen a movie 7 years after it was in theaters, well, I don’t know what to tell you.

But the conversations you can have with it are so realistic it’s worth it.

Cayla is at least a better product name than what it was originally called, NSA Secret Eastern European Prison Informant Barbie

no, its still hanging around.

I guess just not engaging in costly state supported killing is off the table?