Our best hope is that Trump is too dumb to be an effective fascist.

He will never get on the faculty of Trump University now. SAD.

Smug liberal elitist professor can’t teach anything. Doesn’t even make a good pin cushion. Sad!

I like to think this election was probably one of the biggest cons of all time. Trump might suck at business and governing, but I’ve got to hand it to the man when it comes to fleecing rubes.

Here’s the irony: Trump might actually be successful in presiding over a booming economy for the next for years. Not because of Trump, mind you, but due to Obama laying an incredible foundation for growth.

It’s almost like Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about the common man.

Maybe if we paint the robots brown, they’ll start railing against them instead of Mexican farmhands.

Although it is certainly a nice colour, green does not always look good on everything.

Well, I guess they didn’t follow Time magazine’s lead and go with orange.

I feel this so much as a Menominee woman. In my family, we went from just my grandmother being the only one to finish high school to all of her daughters having college degrees. The majority of my generation has been lucky enough to go to college. Still it’s not enough.

Yes, and can we now stop blaming Kim for her husband’s struggles??

I grew up Up North (in wintery MI) and there’s a scout badge for spending 24 hours outside below freezing. I’ve camped in cold weather, but ths takes a kind of inner strength, and really good layering, that I don’t think I have. Best of luck to them, and some more blankets.

I’m going to have to find the energy to qualify as a foster parent so I can be a safe space for LGBTQ youth who don’t have a place. I need about a 1000 hours of sleep, but what shitty social bet we have is going to get sliced and diced soon.

There was a time in the early to mid 2000's when most of my clothes were Elie Tahari, but in the last few years all his stuff is shit. Now I know why.

I think that the bar has been set so high by the time Tommy Hilfiger beat up Axl Rose that I can’t be impressed by fashion-related melee combat anymore.

I hope you aren’t trying to suggest that education is the key to changing their belief systems, because I can assure you that facts are only met with, “Blargh blargh blargh wordvomit something awful that makes me regret my parentage blargh blargh embarrassment blargh blargh.”

Picture Jabba the Hut, but with the face of…

My parents are staunch Deplorables and have had a lot to say about some of the major protest movements since Occupy Wallstreet. The bulk of their pronouncements boil down to whiny crybabies with nothing better to do, begging for handouts, and the other Trumpy soundbites. They appear to view protesting is some sort of…

We stand. We stay. The black snake is not dead.

I feel like we’re bringing a handwritten letter to a gun fight with this. Come on, we need to do something bigger... I just don’t know what.

It can’t be said enough: 838 products (at last count) in Ivanka Trump’s eponymous line, and how many of them are made in the US? Zero. None. Zip. Big Fat Donut Hole. It’s all about China, Vietnam, etc. So she talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk. Just like her hypocritical father.