What people don’t realize is that Kanye was actually a turbo-nerd before his rise to fame.

The suit should be on the behalf of the human race.

Yeezy keepin’ it wavy

Someone asked me the other day when is this ended? When every pipe is out of the ground and the work is ended.”

“who would be worth more: black slaves from times past, or new slaves.”

Oh, I agree and have made that point in the past (How Hillary back in the 90s basically designed healthcare reform FOR FREE, and how the FLOTUS should be a paid position), and if I thought Mel was making some kind of feminist point, or gave a shit about anything at all beyond fur coats, baubles, and golden toilets, I…

In terms of a daughter taking on the traditional FLOTUS role, that’s not without historical precedent. The thing making it creepy for me is their relationship.

I don’t want my state to spend millions on passing a new unconstitutional law to restrict abortion access every year. But they do it every year. And it gets overturned every year. Court costs are just the price of doing business in a constitutional democracy.

“My one son is buried on top of the hill,” she says evenly. “Nobody’s going to put a pipeline next to my son’s grave.”

It’s beyond creepy, especially considering all those creepy photos of him and teenage Ivanka sitting on his lap etc. floating around the interwebs. Melania definitely seems like she did not sign up for this. I bet she’s secretly working on a plan to get out of it and for Ivanka to officially take over her, umm, duties…

I don’t think any of them would be comfortable on a farm in the Midwest. His sons might, if they had the opportunity to kill some penned animals (what they call canned hunting and what I call “cowardly assholes engaging in target shooting”). But Trump was appalled that he would have to live in DC, as if the White…

Do we think Tiffany is the Mary Cheney? (in the sense that she’s going to eventually be publically opposed to her father)

Tiffany Trump has knowledge we could only hope to glean, imagine:

“3/10 - Would not bang. Ok, maybe if Ivanka was out of the country or on her period or something.”

I just feel actively bad all the time

I don’t know about Elle Woods - she actually reminds me of someone else.

I thought this was exactly what she had raised the money for. The whole “it’s not like she is going to win if we recount” argument is a total sham.

I am already exhausted by this and Herr Drumpf hasn’t even been sworn in yet. You think they’re trying to find one of those pocket bibles for his tiny hand to rest on?

In Soviet Russia, government literally kills you, kindness optional.