That’s the part I found most fascinating? Did he find some old aol disk behind a couch or something? Has he been in a cave for the last 25 years?

When I was first married my husband was confused by my ritual. I rip my bra off and then just give them a little massage. He thought I was giving him some kind of “signal”. I told him,“Dude, I just got my bra off, they do not want to be disturbed”.

Katie went stealth. I’m sure in about 15-20 years Lifetime is going to make a Katie Holmes story and tell whatever tidbits they managed to dig up about it. If I’m alive it will be required viewing.

Tom Cruise will not be joining his daughter (whom he hasn’t seen in three years) for Christmas 

.......I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your dick........Frankly, I’m disappointed......

I worry for Leah and her safety. She is a very brave woman.

Okay, so for a group of women to band together to pull off a complicated heist, it has to be because one of them has been scorned? Can’t it be straight business or just anti-hero stuff? Why do ALL of our action female stories need to be based on a romantic past?

Why women gotta get only 73% of the Oceans the men got???

I’ve literally never seen a single second of Homeland, but he called Ian McKellan an old fruit, and I simply can’t stand for that.

Are we EVER gonna talk about Tom’s face and how drastically it has changed or do we not do that any more?

Maddie, the only person who’s gonna ruin Tom Cruise is his plastic surgeon.

I would pay all the money for a Scientology memoir from Nicole.

I think you think that art directors and designers have way more editorial power than they actually do.

I don’t think I’m comfortable with the only Jewish item in this catalog being made by fucking Nordic Ware.

I think I look forward to this article every year with increasingly more anticipation than I do actual Christmas.

LOL the Le Creseut pots. I moved into a new place earlier this year and my mom gave me her whole set as a housewarming gift - and as a reason for her to buy new ones. Fuck, when I found out how much they were worth I sold them all and used the money to fund my upcoming vacation to Europe and buy some cheap,…

Also, Dude is NOT handsome, he is paying someone for fashion shots. He is one step behind David Duke and plastic surgery. That is how lame he is,

Only tangentially related but I love to mention this: both my grandfather’s fought fascism in different ways. My Christian grandfather was in Army intelligence in the Pacific theater. My Jewish grandfather worked in a factory during the day... and at night he and some of the other Jewish men from the neighborhood…

Angry loners became PUAs, who became MRAs, who became neo-fascists

I guess there were tons lurking among us and now they’ve stepped out of the shadows? It’s pretty horrifying to think that I’ve been working or meeting these people and I had no idea they were secretly hating me.