I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

“Bill and I talked like we never had before,” added McDaniels. “I asked him, ‘Do you really want me to stay? After everything we’ve been through? Can we continue to succeed in the face of adversity?”

“And I’ll never forget what he said to me. He looked me square in the eye, and without any facial expression whatsoever,…

“I resign as HC of IC”

Even the fanciest of dogs will be protective of their young.

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

Or buy an edible arrangement. They really aren’t that bad, just make sure you get to it first so no one else takes the chocolate covered strawberries.

No shit it’s working as designed. It was designed to be corrupt. What’s mind blowing is that you seem to somehow think that elevates it above criticism. The fact that the system was designed to be inherently abusive and unfair while being sold on the opposite premise is precisely why it’s so important to criticize it…

Simplify, simplify:

I think the hatred is more toward ownership. They play in NY and have an exciting cost controlled young staff. Yet they pair it with an offense with is terrible and a defense that is even worse. Not forgetting that they have the worst training and medical staff in the history of modern sports.

(He reportedly might also see some time at first base, after rookie Dom Smith struggled there last year.)

I immediately assumed that maybe they’re swimming in his pool. Maybe hanging in the jacuzzi.

“I learned to read!”

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

This is how legends are made.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

Extra-Pro Protip: I actually prefer WordWeb bc I’m a sucker for dedicated desktop apps https://wordweb.info/free/

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

According to my many friends who enjoy working at Amazon, he doesn’t in fact force them to work there.

careful, you look at that picture too long and you end up pregnant

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them: