[B]y a quirk of the rules, the game clock was restarted following the ball being reset and the play clock being whistled to life, which allowed Belichick to run another 25 seconds off before punting.

Assuming you were being sincere, why would Kevin Durant prefer not to be listed as a 7-footer?

Luckily, Woj still has his studio shows with cent, fivecent, and dollar.

Ahh, there ya go. Though it says a lot about Action Park that I was prepared to believe they had a ride that consisted of a trip down a concrete slide in a sack.

And only because of this park ;)

What years did you frequent Action Park? I remember going as a kid in the early 90's, and the Alpine Slide was a made of some kinda fiberglass-looking composite, which you rode down it in this little car/sled thingy with a lever between your legs to pull on to brake. Was there really a time when the Alpine Slide…

Gelf Magazine puts on some gret sports-related events. I particularly love their Fetball, Besketball, and Swemming coverage.

“If you took a poll of the guys...it would be Chase Numata, 25-0"

Tulowittzki is also one of only 15 players to record an unassisted triple play. That’s super rare! For comparison sake, there have been 23 perfect games.

It may be a small token, but each of these men’s families were given a special coin that grants them access to the NYC subway system circa 1988.

How was it that AB was able to get a trademark for Patagonia in 2012 when the clothing company already existed? I’d have to assume Patagonia would have trademarked their company name...right?

Call me crazy, but that’s just too hard for me to do at an NFL game.

I’m guessing it’s an SEO thing. This article has over 3MM views accrued across its many iterations. Plus, putting the month/year in the headline will make it look old and outdated to new readers a couple of months after it gets published.

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Bear in mind that this will be a discussion about whether to come up with an actual proposal that will then have to be ratified a month from now by three-fourths of the league’s owners

Meh, J. Crew Mercantile is, unfortunately, lacking in quality. Odd fits, scratchier fabrics, and cheaper construction that won’t last quite as long. Too bad.

Meh, J. Crew Mercantile is, unfortunately, lacking in quality. Odd fits, scratchier fabrics, and cheaper…

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There is no joke. OP motions in the direction of a joke about 9/11 and Jet(s) fuel melting Steel(ers) beams. However, instead of making a joke, OP gives up and admits that he cannot think of one. And it isn’t like OP invented this “I know there’s a joke around here somewhere” formulation. It’s a trope. A trope for…

Jets fan here, I DVR’d this game while I took my daughter to the park. Came home at 4, put her down for a nap...and fired up LAR vs NO. I feel extremely good about my Sunday decisions this week.

Listen, I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are a decent person who is competent in other areas of his/her life. However, I must tell you that you are in no way required to post comments on Deadspin blogs. If the best you can come up with is “I know there’s a joke somewhere around here, but I…