It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

The only—and I truly mean only—reason to scrub the archives of a site without notice and deny journalists their clips they desperately need to pursue further work is spite. I understand that Web Archive and Wayback will have cached versions of pages but rest assured that piece of fucking filth Ricketts did this to…

That is a total canard. As an Orthodox Jewish male, I can assure you that we have sex in much the same manner as any other married couples do.

Unless you want to take all contact out of the game and truly destroy it, people are going to get hurt.

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

*cough* first downs and touchdowns *cough*

Luckily for Native Americans those racially insensitive headlines were quickly replaced by the biggest mass murder in US history.

Why the hell do girls always go to the bathroom together?

They are just looking for someone more cultured.

More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

So Leshon McCoy was the notable player to kneel for the Bills. Malcolm Jenkins was a notable player to kneel for Philly. Interesting to note there were no notable Jets, but that has nothing to do with the protests.

I’m not an io9 writer. This isn’t io9.

I stand with the “Fuck kids getting Hydro Flask bottles at $40 a pop that they then lose somewhere” take (and am guilty of it even as an adult). But the standard plastic Gatorade bottle or ONE good jug for practice is mandatory in my household.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

Can someone hack Kinja so I can star this another 50 times?

Le pomme James?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“Sure, I’m playing in Italy, but at least I’m not stuck in the States with Dad.”