they’ll have their money and their good looks, but the respect of virtually no one.

Maybe I’m weird....

While still in the shower, I use my hands to sorta...squeegee...myself mostly dry, then step out onto the mat, grab my towel, and finish drying.

He died as Norm MacDonald?

[Announces a safety can cover the field and make picks]

Look, Greg Hardy tried. Isn’t that enough for you?

You’re giving him far too much credit.

Wilson said the 2004 version is the better/definitive version of the album, simply for no other reason than “it’s finished”. I tend to agree, as it takes up where things left off 37 years previously, puts things in the correct order, adds musical links and callbacks that were intended but never finished (and that…

Univision owns the Onion too! QED son!

In Stephen King’s The Dead Zone, Johnny Smith is in a coma for five years. Imagine, if you will, going into a coma sometime during 2012 or so, maybe even around the time everybody thought the world was going to end because of the Mayan calendar — and waking up now. You’d be all excited the world didn’t end, but only…

just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

I work at a business that sometimes does vinyl stickers and a lot of our early customers were record stores and the like, so we’d end up making a lot of band logos and other copyright-infringing type of stuff. (I’m not proud, and thankfully we’ve moved away from that business model.) One of our mail-order clients back…

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

It seems to happen occasionally. Maybe a decade ago every boardwalk store sold “NO BITCH ASS NESS” t-shirts, and then suddenly they were gone.

Oh, it happens

“Frei said in the apology the source of his anti-Japan angst was rooted in his father having fought in World War II.”

Hi, longtime reader, first time contributor. I went through the trouble of making an account just to tell you that this is the worst comment I have ever read on here.

Unfortunately, both the Rams and Chargers are expected to take a significant hit financially as a result, since neither contract contained an umbrella clause.

Yes, but does he come with a free frogurt?

Bojack Horseman is my pick, but I also really dug Legend of Korra.