Yes, and I could say some terrible things many people think about the family. I came here with the idea I might say some really nasty things about them but you know what, I thought, I just can’t do it. But many unbelievably tremendously bad things many people are saying. Ok? Tremendously bad.

I feel a little bad for her, but I also secretly suspect she’s the luckiest of the Trump children in some respects because she’s mostly been with her sane-seeming mother and off her father’s radar.

As someone who was estranged from her father until it was politically expedient for him to acknowledge me, absolutely. I get the feeling she’s spent her whole life just happening to share his last name (and enjoying whatever spoils come with that) but knowing full well she didn’t matter to him, until now - when they…

I’m likely projecting but stories about Tiffany bring up feelings I have about my estranged, abusive, demented family from whom I fled when I was 17. We pretend we’re still a family despite me missing the past 4 years of holidays and birthdays, and hey I won’t turn down a check if it’s offered to me as a gift since…

I can see sympathizing with her in the same way you might with the son or daughter of, say, a wealthy mobster -- assuming said sprog has no desire (unlike certain older siblings) to follow in their dad’s footsteps.

 Ivanka Trump was a friend of mine and Tiffany is no Ivanka Trump.

“I had the blessing of raising her pretty much on my own,” Ms. Maples said.

Anyone else feel like, really bad for her? I know’s she’s probably enjoyed fabulous wealth all her life but still.

my worst Miss U.

This fuckin’ guy...

Palin and Trump...tossed word salad. Extra dressing.

Oh please. That’s penny ante bullshit.

See, this is what corruption looks like. For real. Straight-up bribery and illegal donations and shit.

I read somewhere (maybe here?) that Pence “has a face like an anus.” I can’t stop seeing that now.

Only for soup, salad, and breadsticks. Zuppa Toscana for life! I don’t eat those Frankenstein Italian monstrosities.

Would bang with no reserves in 1987. Would bang in 2016 on the condition that I get to meet and have lunch with RBG afterwards in return.

He’d buy you drink and bring it to you. But he watches you intently to make sure you drink ALL it it. It makes you uncomfortable so you decline and say you're tired you're going to leave soon. He calls you a stuck up bitch and stomps off.

There’s solid scientific evidence out there that old liberals like to bone more than your other ideological groups. Plus, I mean look at this guy, he totally looks like he likes life. Like you’d take him on vacay and he’d say things like “oh honey, this steak is so good, did you have a bite? I mean great steak, great…

Tim Kaine: good for America, terrible for my Daddy issues :(

I took a hard pass on the RNC this year. I have enough bullshit going on in my life that I had no desire to add a ragestroke to it.