I’m so sorry. It hasn’t hit me yet, but I know it will soon. This is so ridiculously awful.

That sounds as funny as Biden’s malarkey line during his debate with Ryan. If we can't keep Uncle Joe as VP I wholeheartedly endorse a cat-idate!

I’ll take ten!

That shirt sounds amazing!

And...added to my shopping list!

But like, not a toot. He's a super sour smelly fart.

I’m imagining Trump not getting any words out, just a bunch of angry sputtering.

Seeing Hillary take down Trump in debates is going to be glorious. I mean, her epic side eyes from the Benghazi hearings are a damn inspiration.

He doesn't even warrant Bologna. He deserves some off brand of that Budding meat that comes in the individual pouches.

Remember how he used his crappy retirement watch as a timer? He played mean and bitter so well in this movie.

This is the best comment! I still love that movie, it has everything: Keanu at peak hotness, creepy Dennis Hopper and Sandra Bullock’s everything. Plus that scene where the bus jumps the hole in the freeway never gets old.

This is so sweet, your kitties are obviously very well loved.

I remember those! I got to hold the middle part of this gigantic yellow snake, it was creepy and awesome at the same time.

OH my gosh your coworkers are a bunch of dickfaces. I would totally be your lunch buddy, we could freak everyone out with our crazy ideas about women being able to choose what is right for their body.

Ha! I love this comment :)

Exactly. I was feeling bad for him and then remembered how awful he was in the Terry Schiavo situation. He is a awful person.

John Krasinski’s ‘NSync was good. He had the headset mic on and did the marionette dance to Bye Bye Bye. Oh! Emily Blunt’s No Diggity was great as well. Channing and Jenna were great, she is a super talented dancer!

Right? For about five seconds I felt relief that Trump didn't win but then the cold fear and dread of Cruz came over me. He is much scarier.

Remember when he got himself in secret Santa and didn't say anything because he wanted to buy himself the massaging foot bath? Classic Kevin.

Zing!