It's just like how he kept saying he was worth like a billion dollars but a huge amount of that was from the value he put on his name/brand.

If (when) he has a meltdown it will be the classiest, most luxurious one ever.

Can you imagine how awful it must feel to realize that you are only slightly more competent than George W. “Almost died from choking on a pretzel” Bush? I am almost feeling secondhand embarrassment for him.

It’s shocking to me how much of a shitshow his campaign has turned out to be, especially with the money and connections he has! Even if the whole thing wasn’t put in place for him like it was for W. you’d think that a Bush campaign would be run like a well oiled machine. Jeb! really does look like he hates his life…

Please let this happen!

That would be so awesome! It is such a bad ass move!

Right?! I would love to have confidence a la Dame Liz.

“These have always brought me luck”.

I forgot about his love affirmations, so awkward! Vicki seemed to love it but I can’t imagine having to keep a straight face reading one of his schmoopy declarations of love. Just thinking about it is making me cringe in embarrassment.

Right? It'd be so cute I would like, need to punch something.

A Gucci Mane/ice cream cone face joke will never not make me laugh.

They would be so cute together! Chris Evans is already a dreamboat but a pic of him and little Louis would've been so freakin cute.

I love this so much. Your son is boss and you are an awesome Mom!

Ugh, those pants are awful.

I mourn the loss of Ben Z.

Ha! I love this!

Especially not an oatmeal colored one.

Especially not an oatmeal colored one.

Oh my god that sounds good. *insert Homer Simpson drool face*

The best part of that storyline was how foolproof the bad guy seemed to think his plan was. Nothing could possibly go wrong!