I was wondering about that. Then again, why would they think anybody would want to talk to their make-up artist? Such a random thing!
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“A full coverage concoction of tequila and ambien.”
“Can you make me look like someone else so I can deny that I was ever here?”
(L) Hot English teacher you had in high school; (R) Your asshole PE teacher in high school.
Swarthy is such a great adjective.
He looks like a swarthy Howdy Doody
He does look less like a deranged mouse with the beard.
The beard just distracts from the dead soulless eyes.
“Excuse me...what do you have that covers up shame?”
I thought it might be a few too many cocktails; don’t you kind of have to be drunk to endorse a sentient Cheeto?
The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.
My favorite part about this is that CNN has now picked up the story and included AN ACTUAL DEFINITION for “Rick roll”. You know, for those who just awake from a 15 year coma* and immediately managed to navigate to CNN’s website to determine what they’ve missed.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit.
She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.
Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…
You’re British, aren’t you? I’m pretty sure the vast majority of British people really love animals of all kinds. Everyone I know in Britain has at least two, and the ones who live outside London and have dogs like nothing better than to walk with them unleashed all over the place, in commons and hopping over fences…
Democrats? Raising hell? Using social media? Drowning out the speaker?
If I tried to give this to Mr Fuzzybutt he’d look at me with that smug, condescending look he always gives me then knock it on the floor whilst maintaining eye contact. Then I’d have a carpet stained red forever because beet juice. I’ll take ten cases.