Someone should open up a pizza shop that only serves day old left over cold slices!
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Obama on SCOTUS would be amazing and worth it just so he could go up to the republicans like IM BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
You guys! My friend’s seven year old daughter wrote Obama because she was upset about people abandoning animals at animal shelters. SHE GOT A LETTER FROM HIM YESTERDAY! A real letter! With a real signature! It wasn’t just a form letter - he acknowledged the things she said in her letter and agreed that, yes, we need…
I thought it would be awesome if Barack Obama was named to the Supreme Court, but the joy I would take from that would be pretty short lived (with the occasional opinion that made me proud and joyful) but then I worry that SCOTUS Justices are sort of closed off from public debates and policy discussions and world…
Once we decided someone shooting up a school full of kids was acceptable, the hope of any kind of meaningful gun control ever happening was thrown out the window. This is life in America now and forever, and it sucks.
I say!
Oh, man, when he loses the shitshow will be EPIC. Like, Heavy Metal The Lost Sequel epic.
The best part is that it took that melted Glade candle TWO HOURS to come up with his comeback about how long it took Hillary to respond. This has been killing me all evening, y'all.
I think I’d be the same way if I binged at home but I have dual monitors at work and we’re “allowed” to watch TV while working so that’s when I get my back-to-back viewing on. I have to be careful because some shows aren’t really suitable for desk viewing b/c of sex (I’m looking at you Power) but I’ve been able to…
I'm having a difficult time coming up with a freezer/vagina pun so I'll just say I find that man sexually attractive.
Conan O’Brien is in the Olympics?!
Well, hello...
This is smart and something governments should offer to do for free for anyone going to Rio to represent their country.
I find him incredibly attractive.
Does anyone know if Hillary and Meryl are friends? Now I want them to be friends, and have wine-and-making-fun-of-Republicans parties at the White House.
My Grandfather can SMASH oysters. At my cousin’s wedding she had an oyster bar and my Grandfather stood there shucking and eating nonstop until security came and tried to kick him out for being a wedding crasher/homeless. My cousin ran over in her wedding dress to explain that he just really likes oysters and to let…
Jeremy is now a dick
Between that and the swimming in raw sewage I do not know how these Games are going on. I feel so bad for these athletes who have worked their whole lives for this moment and now have the choice of swimming in shit, getting Zika (a virus about which our “knowledge” changes almost daily), or give up the chance to live…