The number of Johnny Depp apologists out there is so depressing. I know he’s a lot of women’s Manic Pixie Dream Man Forever, but Jesus. I don’t care if it was alcohol/drug-related and he’s a real nice guy when sober, I don’t care if she “provoked” him, I don’t care if Amber Heard is or isn’t a gold digger, domestic…

She got asked once by a tourist who didn’t recognise her if she’d ‘ever met the Queen?’ (because it was in Windsor and tourists are convinced everyone there has tea and crumpets with her at least once a week). She said ‘No, but he has’ and gestured at her security guard. When she can get away with it she has quite a…

That is legit the funniest thing I’ve read in a week. A+ in Dry Sense of Humor, ma’am.

I was also late to the game, not watching until it was off the air and on Netflix, and I spent most of the first season wondering why the hell people loved Tim Riggins so much. But when they finally get through to you, there is no stopping the Riggins love. Tim helps out the volleyball team. Tim teaches a nerdy kid to…

So my mom was on the Friday Night Lights bandwagon way before I ever was. I remember walking into the living room once and seeing Riggins and going “ew,” and my mom going “EXCUSE ME, HE IS THE DREAMIEST ONE AT THIS WHOLE SCHOOL.” And I was like, “yeah, okay Mom. Whatever.” I later got into the show and now I…

Princess Charlotte looks so much like the Queen to me that I like to imagine that she carries around a tiny toy purse at all times.

When Anna Nicole died, I cried. As a little piece of queer white trash, she is a saint to me. I have a t-shirt with an old New York Magazine cover featuring Anna Nicole in white cowboy boots and denim short-shorts, eating off-brand Cheetos (the kind that come in the big jars) with the headline “White Trash Nation”. I…

Outing myself as a “Stars Are Blind” apologist.

IT’S A GOOD SONG

Blue Jean Baby, LA lady, artificial tan

Reminds me of perhaps the finest eulogy I ever heard, care of Bert Cooper on Mad Men:

I totally forgot about that genie bottle dresser. Any time I'm reminded of MTV Cribs, I automatically think of Mariah Carey doing the stair climber in heels.

Yes! I now look at No Doubt Gwen and the Gwen of the boring abomination know as Blen as two different people. Like when my mind chooses to acknowledge they are the same person it is shocked for a good few seconds for whatever reason.

Blake Shelton negates anything I ever thought I liked about Gwen Stefani. He's just so boring, his boringness is spreading like a black infection through her entire timeline.

What do squids think about? None of us will ever know

Jenny Slate dating Chris Evans makes me so happy for both of them. Like, get it girl.

I’m torn b/w him and Nick! I love that they finally gave Winston a personality though, and Lamorne Morris has more than stepped up to bear it out!

***Winston AND Ferguson!

It isn't a rumor, she has been forthright about it. But I fail to see how that has any bearing on him cheating on her over thirty years later. She slept with Randy while just beginning a relationship with Ozzy, who was still married to someone else at the time. Sharon also told Ozzy the day after it happened and he…

I would love a show dedicated solely to Winston and Ferguson!

I am obsessed with everything Winston and Ferguson related. Love him so much!!