This is a great one-sentence biography. I’m going to live my life now by the standard it has set.

Even Brit at her lowest is better than Bieber at his best.

I love your explanation of Chronic Lyme asbeing permanent damage from past Lyme disease. It makes a lot of sense to me. I have fibromyalgia, so I empathize with these individuals with this long term condition and know how awful it is to be in pain and be greatly limited. But I think calling the condition ‘permanent…

Right? I think I’m going all out as the loopy old spinster. “Sorry honey, I didn’t hear what you said about Trump being’da bomb. Could you please pass me my pinot noir? It means black penis.”

I truly blame Sarah Palin for a large part of the existence of the Tea Party. She was its precursor and its ur-statesman.

For the billionth time, fucking fuck you John McCain for unleashing this beast onto the lower 48.

Get ready to love her more, cause I’ve got a sweet anecdote:

Her first denim line was manufactured in the city I was living in at the time. It was Winnipeg, a do-nothing city in the middle-of-nowhere. My friend was working at the factory producing the jeans and said she came in as they went into production and spent 2…

Hey, my cat only ever tries to kill inanimate objects left on flat surfaces. And birds. And lizards. And roaches. And sometimes her own tail.

Blac Chyna is a national treasure y’all. An inspiration. I’m not even being facetious. Blac has done wonders for Rob. Got him out the house, smiling, losing weight. He’s happy, which is apparently not something he’s been for years.

Me too. I was having a so-so day until this point, but I couldn’t be happier if this was actually happening to a friend of mine. And come on, isn’t Rob like all of us, a failed sock line, family drama, a little weight problem.

This saga is LIFE.

I think of Grace Coddington as a reincarnated Elizabeth I - she decided that this time around, instead of being imprisoned by a life of royal obligation and worries about succession, she was just gonna do her happy thang with the same amount of regal awesomeness.

If cats were racist, sexist, homophobic, ignorant, anti-science garbage creatures that fed on scotch and second wives.

Seriously, it’s like herding cats. If cats were racist, sexist, homophobic, ignorant, anti-science garbage creatures that fed on scotch and second wives.

“Son, I will always love you, but I won’t always be proud of you.”

Rinse Pubis better buy stock in Bailey’s, I have a feeling he’s getting shots of it sent to the table everywhere he goes in D.C. If he plays his cards right he can become Bailey’s spokesperson if they decide to do a “World’s Most Desperate Man” campaign, after he loses his job on November 9th.

“You’re not even taking into account that he didn’t set fire to the cafeteria yesterday. That should count, right? I mean, it does look bad if you look at all the times he does set it on fire, but what about the other 60% of the time he doesn’t? I bet you didn’t even think about that.”

I love that the two recent campaign videos from Hillary’s camp are 100% Republicans talking shit about Donald Trump. She doesn’t even have to lift a finger! They’ve already done ALL THE WORK for her!

“He’s trying ...Honestly, He trying.”

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