True story: there was a Daily Show promo on the TV last night making fun of Trump, and my 8 year old daughter turns to me and asks, “Do you like Donald Trump?”

Jerkoff and jagoff are on my list of favorite words. Nicely played, Spotofluff.

Maybe being born of and then raised by Kris Kardashian really shifts a person’s perspective about dictators in general.

A friend posted a screenshot of this tweet on Facebook, and my first reaction was “surely, this is photoshopped, right?” But of course, it’s real, because nothing makes sense anymore.

his tiny hands make that taco bowl look YUGE!

At least he dropped the article this time. He usually says “the Hispanics” or “the blacks.”

it all just boggles my fucking mind....

On the damn SUPREME COURT.

#ObamaForeverTerm

#obamathirdterm

OMG WHEN SHE SAID SHE WROTE TO HIM AND HES LIKE I KNOW

When the Missouri legislators passed some other rule recently I sent money to Planned Parenthood in St. Louis (I think). As I do. And I said in honor of “those clowns in the Missouri legislature.” I recently got my thank you letter in which they thanked me for my contribution to Planned Parenthood in honor of those…

Donald Trump loves kids. He’s going to be so good for kids. He’s got the best kids. and lots of them. And one in particular he wants to fuck. Sad!

Little Miss Flint: “Did we just become best friends?”

Her giggle! Her voice! Her enthusiasm! Her running hug! His reaction to her giggle, voice, enthusiasm, and running hug! A literal goddamn unicorn could not have made this any more magical than it was...

Oh my, that cheek pinch? The joyful giggle? The hip sway? Reminding her that he’s her president?

Kara I agree, he is literally trying to kill us.

How is it that this man turns me, cynical overrational jaded atheist, into a pile of seduced intellectual porridge pining for an Obama hug?

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