Even if you can’t tell him what he’s doing wrong, that doesn’t mean you can’t gaslight him and slowly ruin his life.

Of course he’s texting buddies with Trump.

I think it’s a great movie! Plus this:

This poor woman has absolutely no fucking idea about what’s going to happen to her.

same.

Her convention speech was INCREDIBLE. A full-throated, proud, gracious and enthusiastic rallying cry for a future President Obama and condemnation of Republicans. Bernie would do well to watch it and take some notes.

As Kitty’s owner I apologize! I explained above, but I mostly wanted to get her into Double Creature and Rihanna was the cutest celeb that I could think of when I sent it in!

The last time I was this sick of hearing about a divorce it involved my parents.

He looks like a personified version of a fart. Like, if someone said, “draw a fart in human form,” you’d draw Ted Cruz. Once I discovered that, I just see him now and think “fart.”

Oh god my fanfic is really happening!!!

Not one complete sentence let alone a complete thought.

Ikr? At the beginning of this process, I used to call Bernie “a sweetheart”. I don’t see him that way now. I don’t know if the real Bernie is now on display or whether the rock star nature of his rise has gone to his head, but whatever it is, the fact that he has done almost nothing to help down ticket races and is…

Hillary’s side eye game has spent its life preparing.

But in the meantime I daydream about the Trump-Hillary debates with barely-subdued glee.

I know this is a way that people seem bizarrely reluctant to put it but: YOU GUYS. WE ARE ELECTING THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT.

I just can’t figure out how the fuck people think Drumpf is an electable president. He is a glorified reality TV star.

I know a lot of people don’t like her.... but I really hope people get out and vote, the Republican choices are scary af

I can just see all the sharks and manatees doing the “are you seeing this?” “Are YOU?” side eye glances.

I can’t stop laughing at this Sea Hamster oh my god, humans are the best and worst thing in the world this is magnificent

So, this show functions pretty much like my family. “We’re fine. That bad thing that just happened didn’t bother me at all.”