I guess I can’t fault her. I mean Jake Gyllenhaal and Mark Ruffalo also cashed in on Ted Cruz, right?

YES!!!! I totally forgot about that! Those little details made this movie go beyond normal Hollywood action camp. Dennis Hopper really is excellent in this

You don’t have to have a sock on your dick to see which way the wind blows

Is that asshole grimacing at a corned beef sandwich on rye?! Fuck Ted Cruz!

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAaaAAAAAAAAH!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING A, this is fantastic. That is by far one of the absolute best moments in cinema history!!!!! I always hear it in his lil fast, mean voice too. You made my damn day. SO HILARIOUS!!!

I just picture a tiny Dennis Hopper on his shoulder saying” Pop quiz, hotshot. You’re in a crowd of reporters and someone gives you a sandwich prepared in accordance with kosher law. What do you do? What do you do?”.

These two playing romantic leads opposite each other was one of the worst casting mistakes I can think of. I loved the book, but the movie made me uncomfortable; Charlize looked like she was getting it on with the little kid she was babysitting. I couldn’t stand it.

Oh my GOD, TED YOU SAY AND DO EVERYTHING WRONG. EVERYTHING.

Yes. Back against the tarp that protects the beige carpet from blood splatter—I mean wall. Back against the wall.

Tweets like Charline McCray’s make me tear up and my heart swell a million times larger. Can we pause all the fighting on the left for a moment to appreciate what a historic precipice we’re standing on? If we nominate Hillary, we become the first major party to ever nominate a woman for U.S. President. And if she win…

When I turn 45 i’m going to plan my triple quincenera. It’s going to be fucking EPIC!

Whatever, someday I’m going to get rich enough that I can wear fuckin military goldwork embroidery and passementerie all over all my shit like a fucking Prussian general. LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE KANYE!

I’ve been trying to find this movie on any streaming service forever. So good!

Nice! This lady knows how to PARTY. I also like petting cats AND reading books. I don’t like to knit but I LOVE cross stitch and embroidery.

“ ‘There’s Coke, there’s Pepsi and there’s Kasich,’ he told Meyers.”

Did you see Sam Bee’s piece on how poor women have trouble affording diapers for their kids? And how Republicans think these women shouldn’t be able to pay for diapers with food stamps? And if you can’t afford to buy diapers, you probably should have thought about that before you went and got yourself pregnant, slut?

I expect you’ll be sending out a newsletter using Mail Kimp?

Also, on July 12th be sure to pick up my tell all Bears: A Serial Listener Who Remembers, Like, a good 60% of what happened but only about 25% of the Names Involved but still makes “There’s a Shrimp Sale at the Crab Crib” Jokes.

I doubt I’d gain any new information from reading this, but I am going to be all over it regardless. She’s interesting and excessively thorough, that’s enough to make me read.

I wish I could stop at full. Unfortunately I need something to keep me accountable. I don’t have that shut off in my brain but if I have to track it, I have to think about what I’m eating.