He looks like the son of Jesse Camp.

My brain is so full of rage right now, that I’ve got enough for you and every fucking person up and down the block. Like seriously, I have to work for the next hour, and people better hope I don’t mess up fund pricing and trades right now. Holy fuck, I can’t contain myself. It’s like so many people are inured to his…

And for balance:

I just bitched someone out on a different Trump post for those same “Hillary is just as bad!” bullshit sentiments. I have lost all my abilities to even when it comes to these people. I am ALL ABOUT voting for whomever you want in the primaries, but anyone who pouts and stays home in November if it’s Hillary is someone…

He laid that one on a fucking tee...

I feel weirdly vindicated in my illogical hatred of Sam Smith. I can’t stand his songs and I find his face punchable. I know violence is extreme and I’d never actually do it but every time I see him.... I get irrational rage.

My sincerest thanks to Leap Day William and DLB for such a beautiful gift.

It’s weird....he was so natural and unmannered in his early stuff like This Boys Life & The Basketball Diaries. I wonder what happened? Terrible acting teacher? Bad advice from a manager?

At my age I don’t always trust myself to know what’s good but whoa. He’s astonishing.

I love how he’s quiet about his work too. He does his thing and doesn’t ask the world to give him credit or money, nor does he tell us he’s ambitious.

It’s like “dude, flowers come in bouquets too. You don’t need a wall."

Rep. Marzian is a hero and I have some suggestions for additional bills in the quest to keep men safe. Viagra = all ED treatments:

Isn’t impotence the body’s way of ‘shutting it down’?

Not passive aggressive. Aggressive.

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

My first choice is probably Clinton, but I like Sanders too. I really want it to be over because watching Dems tear each other apart makes me anxious.

I would literally rather drink shards of glass than spend any amount of time with Candace Cameron Bure or her psychotic brother Kirk.

Why is it that the thought of eating spaghetti alone is so heartbreaking? The thought of, say, eating a burger alone does not arouse the same sense of pity in me.

god, i wish I could go actually go to hell

I Hope she just shows up at the next debate and when they don't call her name, she just stands awkwardly backstage the way Carson did. The camera slowly pans onto her face, where she realizes that it's all over.