This story is awful on so many levels, but what’s really upsetting me most is the fact that these dudes are completely unapologetic, and yet they’re being released back into the public. They are a public safety hazard.

Bernie Sanders won a state that is 94% white and whose entire population is less than that of most major American cities? I’m so shocked!

It’s whisky and Ativan time at McIndy Manor.

(Sigh) I don’t understand. Will never understand what is happening. why is happening? Who is what? Which is where? Why trump? Why? Why America? WHO IS VOTING FOR HIM? WHY YOU DO THIS?

So I work at a college and Hillary came yesterday -which was amazing. She made time to meet with a professor’s mother, who as a girl, had marched for the right for women to vote. No political commentary , but it was this woman’s life long wish to meet secretary Clinton and she made the time. I can’t imagine what it…

If Hillary doesn’t win, these women wil literally not see a female president in their lifetimes. I totally get it, and also like seeing them so fired up, even if the message is...indelicate.

I want to give that comment all the stars!

Madeline Albright is 78 years old. She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

I think the way the message is being presented is off, but there is something awesome about a bunch of older ladies who have done their best to pave the way for an easier, freer existence for the women coming behind them getting excited about the possibility of having a women as the president of the United States.

I can’t say I feel one way or the other about ponies, but platforms 2 and 3 are extremely relevant to my interests. Gonna keep an eye on this guy.

“Her name might have been Breanna, or something? I honestly can’t remember. She was more of a work place proximity associate than a colleague, if I’m being honest. Colleague really implies something that i’d rather it didn’t”

sometimes I start to pity him, and then I remember the scarlet letter laws he enacted in FL and realize he hates literally every woman who is not his mother. Jeb! is the Nice Guy (tm) candidate.

Or the “You lose” theme from The Price is Right (which come to think of it, pretty much is Sad Trombone).

Am I crying because I’m laughing? Or am I crying because this man makes me sad? I don’t even know anymore

This basically proves what I’ve always said: Jeb Bush is just a genetic clone of George Bush, manufactured at the Rothschilds’ HAARP bases in the North Pole, for the purposes of transporting the CIA-invented AIDS virus into large population centers where their Malthusian mass euthanasia plan can be the most effective.

The theme song for Jeb’s campaign is Sad Trombone.

It’s okay! Ben Carson probably glamoured you to confuse you with friend problems so you wouldn’t write negative articles about him. He’s always doing that! You should have tried to steal something from him: his car, a handkerchief, the beating, bloody heart he keeps in his coat pocket. You would have ended up…

Ben Carson is always seperating things. Conjoined twins, friends. It just never ends. What is he going to separate next? His shoulder?

What makes a dip, a dip?