Rob Kardashian is inexplicably hot to me. I’d hit that.

I would consider Trump getting someone pregnant shooting to maim.

I bet he could also brutally assault his wife and declare bankruptcy four times and still have supporters.

I just want to shake conservatives so much. This is the guy you hate. THIS GUY. He’s the coolest, funniest president most of us have ever seen, he and his wife are an amazing couple who look so much in love, he is a great father. THIS GUY IS YOUR VILLAIN? Yeah, it’s totally rational and never about race

This is the first post I’ve starred every comment. Love me some Obamas. But how is she graduating high school?! I feel like a proud but sad aunt..they grow up too damn fast

I’m going to sob when he leaves office. I can’t imagine having another president as willing to show his kind, loving, emotional side.

I just wanted to respond to this to share that my daughter believes, and I mean truly believes, that it is called “Panda Bear Express” and refuses to refer to it as anything else.

Also he’s confusing China with a Panda Express in a key west mall food court. And they were asking him why he was insulting them because he had just yelled, “like I’d want to eat at a place featuring orange flavored panda meat!!” for no reason as he hurried to a Sbarros.

Aww, man. I mean, sure. He’s evil. But at this point, don’t you feel just a little bit bad for how poorly this turned out for Jeb!? It’s gone cartoonishly bad. It’s like, Jeb! sent away to the ACME Corp. for a campaign kit & some roadrunner seed and now it’s all just anvils dropping on him.

Nobody else in my life cared when this happened. I found it very satisfying.

I’ve named all my cat’s after Disney characters. Tubbs is the only one I’ve named after a villain so far... Ursula.

I love that you can change their names, too! Because I totally changed Joe DiMeowgio to Pedro Meowtinez.

FUCK THAT FAT CAT BASTARD EATING ALL THE DELICIOUS KITTY NOMS THAT CONDUCTOR WHISKERS WANTS TO NIBBLE AT

I BOUGHT THAT EXPENSIVE SASHIMI FOR CONDUCTOR WHISKERS, DAMMIT

I started this game last week and just saved up enough for the yard expansion. I can’t think of the last real world accomplishment that brought me so much joy. More tiny little kitty butts for me!

Tubbs is the best!!!!! For one, he’s freaking funny to look at sitting there all fat and satisfied. But, seriously, as other people mentioned, he is VERY generous with his fish giving if you just leave him be!

HOLY SHIT. I *just* started playing yesterday and I’m already hooked. Of course it helps that I’m already full blown Cat Lady IRL. I have big plans as a senior to push a baby carriage around to introduce my neighbors to Mittens and Mr Mustachio.

I’m not even American and I’m going to be bummed out by how uncool the next president will be.

I would be simultaneously, hysterically laughing and crying if President Obama invited me to the Oval Office and hugged me. They would probably need to have me removed and ask me to count backwards by 7s.