She’s so thrilled that she’s the thinnest!

I have a shih-tzu, but he is part cat, so he ... exfoliates me, too. He can do that thing cats do where he can make his tongue softer if he’s happy, but if he’s stressed/angry/etc and tries to kiss you, his tongue is much, much rougher.

god, i’m so sorry. i wish i had something more to say to you than that... but i don’t. take care of yourself as best you can. big hugs.

Me TOO! Get out of my head !

Well if I've learned one thing - confidence is key and the key to confidence is faking it til you make it

Hahaha you know even though I'm scared of the commercial that's a pretty fucking baller move. I would like to do that in my lifetime

I am legitimately hoping that there is a time in my life when I can walk up to a guy and pull off my (not diamond, sadly) earrings onto a table and deliver that line. It has not happened yet but hope springs eternal.

wow, amazing how far they fall. Thanks for that link. I read an interesting Vanity Fair some time ago that had letters between them, and it talked about how much Burton wanted to be a writer, but that because so many people relied on him, he would act in shit projects just for the money. I loved the honesty that man…

What a straight up baller.

And you know what? Even afterward, when it would’ve been the mother of all humble-brags, she still didn’t sing about it. Good God, what an amazing human being.

She was the perfect combo of generous and frivolous.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

Henry Cavill makes me drool. I’ve been drooling over him ever since The Tudors.

I agree. As a person with an academic background in 20th century German history, it’s very frustrating to me that the habit of Godwinning so many situations that don’t actually merit any sort of Hitler/Nazi comparison and are just using the Nazis as a stand-in for “evil in general” makes it harder for us to use Nazi…

My dim view of humanity has rendered me utterly not-stunned by most of this shit. Rather, I should say “shocked, but not surprised”. People are so easily swayed, and no, we never learn.

Trump now wants American Muslims to register in a national database. If this does not sound familiar well see 1930s Germany.

Oh god, my heart. Seriously. I can’t take it.

I think it’s good to see abortions on tv. I think it makes it seem normal so people don’t have to feel so bad for having one.

This is it. This is how the Holocaust started. The rhetoric is startlingly familiar if you’ve studied Hitler’s rise and the anti-Jewish propoganda used there and even here before we finally got involved. Trump and Carson and the rest of them aren’t funny anymore. It’s scary and people need to start calling this shit…