Saw a Trump bumper sticker.
Briefly thought about the insurance hit I would take if I plowed into the car.

Princess Diana of Great Britain. This is why I give this woman props. Not because of any inherent respect for British, or any other, aristocracy. Because she used her prominent position both in her society and with the media to illustrate time and again that simple truth: touch people with AIDS; it won’t harm you.

Pardon me, do you have any grey herpé?

I reserved tickets to this rally! For Jan Levinson Gould, Meredith Palmer, Leo Spaceman, Bob Vance, Kenneth Parcel, Michael Scarn, Dale Snitterman, Frank Rossetano, and more.

dis bitch

I’ve always been partial to Kourtney for some reason but Khloé regularly gives her a run for her money. Any time she reaches summits Mount IDGAF, it is a thing of beauty.

I am usually on #teamNoKardashian but I’m feeling some real love for Khloe right now.

Fantasy Kardashian Points: +1000

Khloe has returned to the top Kardashian spot in my heart.

CURATED!!!

babies can’t date. only one baby at a time fits in the cozy coupe.

I confess to an unhealthy crush on Phelps that only waned when he was arrested for the DUI. The most recent SI article was a pretty interesting read.

Personal policy - I do not watch animal movies.

Can we please see this settled in Kitchen Stadium?

After all these years of watching her and Jeffrey putter around thinking “oh what a cute nebby husband he is” I finally looked him up and was like oh shit Jeff is king of the world.

Exactly. Ina doesn’t pretend to be anything she isn’t. She’s a self-taught caterer and home cook who has taken what she’s learned over the years and packaged it for the public. Her recipes and tips are reliably good.

Ina Garten is what I imagine as Cinderella’s fairy godmother.

She’s also incredibly smart. She used to write White House budget policy.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

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