Clearly the one on the right. If you disagree you are WRONG WRONG WRONG

This is my cat Dash. I’d like to nominate him for Vice President. He’ll help get this country on the right path.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE, YOU GUYS

I love all the shots of them from the London Olympics. They have all the LOLs together.

They really do. I’m from the Republic of Ireland so am hardly a Royalist but I don’t understand the hate towards them (again, not a UK citizen and not affected by a monarchy so maybe it’s easier for me to like them? I dunno, I dunno). I like them. They seem to love and fancy each other which is lovely. It’s like, I…

I know there’s a lot of staged stuff and all that jazz, but they always look like they genuinely enjoy each other’s company when you see pictures of them (not posed, but more candid stuff - like hanging out at the tennis match - those fuckers are long, it’s hard to pretend you like talking to someone for that long). I…

IT. HAS. EVERYTHING.

Just looked it up. Christian Bale is 41. (I definitely thought he was younger than that!) Ben Affleck was great in “Good Will Hunting” and not terrible in “Argo.” Other than that, he’s pretty awful. And I say this as someone who had a massive celebrity crush on him for ages. A new movie would come out and I’d be all,…

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It is hilariously petty, and also further proof that Kaitlyn is sending the wrong guys home.

I know! I hate how his eyes always look up and around the ceiling when he’s talking to Kaitlyn. And those awful tight green pants, they need to be burned. He just seems so sleezy to me.

This theory makes a lot of sense but I wonder what it is about Nick that’s quite so irresistible to these Bachelorettes. Is it his feigned, dorky insecurity? That “Aw, shucks, me?” bashfulness that gets all these gorgeous girls, with legitimately good-looking dudes to choose from, picking Nick? It must be some…

Nailed it! Down to Ben H. being the next Bachelor (since they sunk Cupcake’s shot at it by showing him crying like a 5-year-old last week). What is it about Nick having a magic dick though!? His personality is so off-putting, I do not get how he had that rapport/luck with Andi AND Kaitlyn.

Actually, I was super happy with how it all went down last night because she didn’t really apologize for having sex. She admitted to Shawn that she should have thought things through a little more because she was juggling multiple relationships, but the thing she actually apologized for was telling Shawn that he was…

Yep, that’s what I think, too. My guess is Kaitlyn and Shawn zeroed in on one another from the first episode, and a lot of the guys flaming out at the beginning is indicative of what Nick mentioned where everyone knows Shawn is the frontrunner. The producers freaked out because K and S can only do so much together…

I was thinking more “Calvin Harris with a coupon code”.

Tough to comment on this ep. I loved when Shawn said ‘No, because I want you.’ I loved his calm but dying inside demeanour. I think the truth is that K and S have a really intense thing going and the producers brought Nick in because for some reason this dude has a miracle dick that Bachelorettes can’t seem to turn…

Nick’s hair bothers me. Also, the reality tv podcast I listen to calls Shawn, Ryan Schnozling.

Let there never be a day when I am apologizing to a man because I had consensual sex with another man.