There is nothing I love more than a classic Ja Rule/Ashanti duet.

Was this during the oldeny times when kids used to play jacks and buy penny whistles from the local grocer and people danced the charleston on top of flag poles and cocaine and heroin and methamphetamine were legal, because I want a time machine to go back.

To be fair, I DO have a hard time believing Amy Poehler isn’t Leslie Knope, and I don’t REALLY want to be corrected on the matter.

not from what i understand:

Five hour binge over here yesterday. Dark, funny - great programming for women. Rachel and Quinn are so smart and their struggles with morality are totally relatable for this lobbyist.

This show is actually legitimately good. And the two main characters are interesting, smart and supremely fucked up women (Constance Zimmer/Shirri Appleby). ALL SHOULD WATCH IT AND ENJOY!! :)

The show you absolutely should be watching but until recently were not, UnREAL, has been renewed by Lifetime for a second season. Wanna catch up? The internet is, as always, your friend.

I’m glad your cat is not an asshole! 10 years is a long time, and she sounds like a sweetheart. A bitchy sweetheart ;p

So’s mine

My cat lives me! It nurses on my belly because I’m her hairless man-mother. She also shows her love by bringing me gifts and jumping into the shower with me. Sometimes when I’m getting ready to go to sleep she puts her butt in my face, which I’m told I’d another sign of kitty affection. Also, once she jumped into the…

“Okay enough of this shit. Time to make this 12 views video to a 400,000 views video.”

Also this one-

Is this where we’re sharing pictures of our cats? Because I’m sharing pictures of my cat. Also sometimes I photoshop in pictures of dinosaurs.

My cat is smugger

For the last hour my cat has been trying to knead my left nipple. I yelp with pain each time she pounces. The last time she did it I yelped again and swatted her away...that heffa then had the unmitigated gall to loudly MEOW her dissaproval. My cat is a sadist. A sadist with a titty fetish.

OMG I LOVE MY CATS!

I am positive if I did not have a cat who was a complete fucking asshole I would be a horrible bitter human being full of arrogance. I wouldn’t have someone to remind me that I am but a small speck of nothing in the vast world of catdom.

Somewhere... deep in the recesses of Houston, Texas, sits Paul Wall, weeping.

Sofia smart move.

It looks like his face is rejecting his application for it to smile.