Jeremy Renner is to acting as Rita Ora is to singing. You know they both do it and their agents are pulling overtime to make them a “thing” (respectively) but the public just doesn’t want it. At all.

may her reign last forever

Oh, it’s cute when a seal does it. But when I do it, it’s, “Ma’am, could you please put on some pants? You’re creating a disturbance. The putt-putt course is for everyone.”

How about:

100% certain way to get me to buy anything is to name it with an insult to Antonin Scalia. A few freebies, off the top of my head:

As much as Edna Mode will vaporize me for it, definitely team cape (And a bonus after-party shot)

Janet looks outrageously good.

I had a similar conversation with my 6 yr. old, who watched part of the Bruce Jenner/Diane Sawyer interview with me and needed a little more of an explanation. “Well, some people are born feeling like they’re in the wrong body. Someone might be born with a boy’s body but feel like a girl inside, so when she’s little…

Zendaya has a low key, yet disco ball...tomboy, yet ultrafemme thing going on and I loooove it.

My mom basically said the same thing to me when I was 7 in 1992 and she was helping her friend get ready for a drag show. “You know how you like boys? Well sometimes boys like boys and girls like girls, and sometimes those boys like to wear dresses and sing Diana Ross songs.” I was like, “Cool, can I do Perry’s…

HAHAHAHA

fuck Don right in his glasses

Someone did even better:

The rabbit hole goes so much deeper than that, Mr. Stair.

But then she, an adult woman, collected a quarter of a million dollars to do the same to other girls.

I would join whatever church he was the preacher at in an instant. That man just has this magnetic speaking presence that’s just amazing to watch. Considering how riveting he is in a little youtube screen, I still hope to be able to one day see him speak in person. I bet its electrifying.

It made me tear up and I’m an atheist too. He’s an amazing and incredibly charismatic speaker - it’s one of the reasons he got elected. He can fucking move people.

Also, I agree with you. I know he’s less popular than he was in the beginning, and I know he’s flawed (all politicians are), but he’s done some incredibly…

As a non-American, I’ve always thought Obama is one of the best things that’s happened to America for some time, and in a way it’s a shame he can’t serve any more terms as President.

Look at his fucking signature! Look at it! Even Donald Trump’s stock signature is an indecipherable, yet still pretentious, mess!!

I love everything about this. It’s so immature and ridiculous. Trump running for president... what a great time to be alive!