Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

Man, no one looks good in a mock turtleneck.

A woman who shames other women in to abstaining from sex until marriage has had not one but two pregnancies out of wedlock?

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

I’ll do a bit of stitching while I lounge in the tea room with a spot of tea.

In a way, its all really cheap. I mean we spend hundreds of millions on stadiums every 15 years, and this palace only needs $237m after what, 60 years?

I call dibs on corgi-snuggling duty!

Does the Queen maybe need someone to house sit while this is going on? I wouldn’t even need to be paid. I’d just sit on Her Majesty’s couch, eating British candy, watching the BBC and wearing one of her crowns.

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They so were. My husband was so happy.

I wore a fatkini today!

What could POSSIBLY go wrong Geneva convention wise with unleashing huge angry dinosaurs on the battlefield?

I invented roast beef dinner burritos. Mashed potatoes, creamed corn, roast beef, gravy and green beans wrapped up burrito style. AMAZING.

My baby brother (aka my mom’s cat) was like that. When I’d leave after a visit to my mom, he’d sit a little vigil by the front door waiting for me to come back. He’d also steal a sock earlier in the day, in the hopes that I would not leave my mom’s house without all my socks. Cats are fuzzy little angels. Your…

Just wanted to share a photo of my pug who helped me pick cherries in the back yard today. We have so many cherries this year the branches are sagging!

I saw Jurassic World and enjoyed it for what it was. That being said, 1/2 the time I was laughing at the movie rather than with it. There were some pretty improbable survivals and the ‘bad guy’s’ motivation made zero sense. Literally anyone could have told him weaponizing dinosaurs was a bad idea. It’s a laughably bad…

Good evening all. I just got home from Jurassic World. It was pretty good. Lady running through jungle in heels was silly but so was a lot of other stuff. Vincent Dinafrio went through scenery like I go through an Golden Corral. But it had Stat Lord and dinosaurs which is what I paid for so I was hsppy. Have you seen…

YOU GUUUUYZ!! After my hair falling out due to my accident, and being holed up recovering for MONTHS, I finally had a solo girly day! Got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and went to Sephora. Plus I did it all driving myself and WALKING without crutches!!! Feels good to be doing the everyday things I was missing out on…

Our 10 year high school reunion was supposed to be a $45 Mexican buffet in a funeral home. Not enough people bought tickets so it just got canceled. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. I can’t stop laughing.

Kitty probably looks so unimpressed because she’s being given an award designated for dogs. This is beneath Kitty.