I’ve just not been able to determine, at any point in the last 10 years, who Gap thought they were making clothes for. I still enjoy their Gap Body stuff, and when their athletic stuff is on sale I’ll take a peek, but their regular clothes are just so fucking bizarre. It’s like hey, what if we took regular t-shirts…

Since no one else has said it, can I send a big fuck you to Tyler Perry as well? So you’re going to take money that you promised to people in need and put it directly into the pocket of an already-rich person because you think they’re great? Come on.

Speaking as a person, I think Joel Osteen is a rubbish person. Speaking as a Christian, I think Joel Osteen is an absolute garbage monster who is the one of the worst kind of Christians — the hypocrite.

Good gravy people when are you going to stop looking for “magic weight loss” solutions. The only way to do it is to change your eating habits and exercise. The majority of weight loss is going to come from your eating habits, loss from exercise is going to level off at a certain point.

Because cops here believe they exist to protect each other instead of serving the public. It’s them against us so regardless of our innocence, we’re all suspects until we prove otherwise.

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

Yaaaas girl. Same here. My best friend in the world was married to a complete and utter piece of garbage who never “let” her buy makeup, unless she took it out of the grocery “allowance” he “gave” her (PS she earned more money than he did). When she finally left him, she came to stay at my house until her apartment…

I’ve lived with pretty severe bipolar disorder I since I was 14 (diagnosed only at age 28, but the symptoms set in far, far earlier than that). I know the pain of being so depressed you can’t get out of bed for days at a time, so much that even the thought of showering is too exhausting to accomplish. I know how it…

Very good friend of mine had a breakdown of some variety, combined it with drugs and alcohol, and spent our freshmen year of college trying to kill himself. He was at a school five hours from me, and our other friend was seven hours the other way. We spoke to him every morning, every afternoon, every evening, and we’d…

Actually, Trump is not a full-blooded Oompa Loompa. He is the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Mike TV.

Chris Christie is Augustus Gloop mixed with Veruca Salt

He has a stroke and no one can tell the difference.

He looks like the woodchuck who lives in my yard.

Back in the Dark Ages (1969), my mom got her dream job just before college graduation as a flight attendant for Delta Airlines. Travel the world! Be glamorous! Avoid the wandering hands of lecherous businessmen!

Is the Canejo Valley really part of The Valley, tho? (Insert chin-scratch emoji)

the I-5, am I right??!!

I was all ready to storm in, guns blazing, in defense of Wonder Woman but after perusing the article, I’m...not quite sure what question is she’s even being asked, or even what the point is she’s trying to get to, really, and ended up realizing the flow of the conversation seems really strange and almost, in a way,…

Damn, Piers gained £10 in his neck 

Stopped reading to say the wonky punctuation in this article is very distracting.