Since she’s a critic she’d have to attend opening night, which, at a large theater like Steppenwolf, is going to be sold out.

There are these things called “tickets” which people can buy, you know. At worst, the Chicago Sun Times will have to resort to her purchasing them off StubHub. Quelle horreur!

I honestly wish we could make a backup White House and Fox News sound stage and just transport them all there. They can make up successes to tell to their friends at Fox, Fox will report it back to them as actual news, and then they can watch it and report back to Fox News about the great press all their achievements…

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

How can anyone respect that bunglecunt Cruz when he rolled over and showed his soft, white belly to trump after trump insulted his wife and father and Cruz then took his fucking wife and daughter to have dinner with trump? Fuck that weasely shit stain.

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

George Glass.

Good God, woman, you were the one that got away! Your mom literally ran until she hit the ocean to keep you away from the all-rotting radioactive aura that is Klan Dump! Why in the name of all the saints are you thirsting with such fervor for approval from this morally bankrupt horror show of…

A. Melania and Ivanka look like they are in an even bleaker version of The Handmaid’s Tale.

Absolutely sickening that these women cave in to misogynistic Islamist pressure to cover their heads.

I don’t know if she is medicated, but her face has a lot in common with my friends’ moms who did tons of Botox and fillers. It makes people seem drunk because their faces don’t move in expected ways, and they can’t properly form some letters that require pursing of the lips.

I just love an excuse to post Lucy

Boswell’s guilty plea to misdemeanor sexual abuse is part of a deferred sentencing agreement, which allows him to withdraw it after a period of “good behavior.”

But he wouldn’t hire any of the semi- to mostly-competent Harrisons, he’d just hire Chumlee.

If he only hires people he sees on TV, it’s only a matter of time until he hires people off of Pawn Stars.

Just saw her again on CNN and now I totally get it!! If she can do the drawl right she’ll be perfect.

Guys? GUYS! He was AMONGST the bushes. There’s a difference.

Gosh, I sure do love you, Sookie St. James.

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.