I don’t think I can top this tweet

I just called his office, (405) 557-7382, and left those exact questions in a message to his very pleasant assistant. She says he will give me a call back. I’ll update when if he does!

Ooh, found it:

This was exactly what I thought someone in her orbit would say. Not surprising at all. Notably, I know more than a few rich moms like her.

Word on the NYC street is that the only person with any spark of intelligence in the family is Ivanka, and in her that spark is nonetheless quite dim.

Meanwhile, at the bottom of my copy of this post…

Is there a Nobel Prize for Comedy, and can it be awarded to the genius at SNL who suggested having Melissa McCarthy portray Joseph Goebbels Sean Spicer?

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

He was rolling.

At the end of the speech, Trump mentioned the time the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

I bet Trump wishes he also had the power to fire Bill O’Reilly now:

The scary thing to me is that I believe they know exactly what they’re doing. Trump’s problem isn’t that he’s dumb it’s that he’s fickle and easily swayed to the whims of his advisors, who are malicious, which makes him easily corruptible. It’s not that he doesn’t know the consequences to his actions, it’s that he…

Is there a Nower Now photo somewhere?

THIS is why ‘they’ hate Obama.

I have been watching the various incarnations of the nazi punch pretty much non-stop for the past day or so and they still have yet to get old. Personal fave:

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.