Sometimes when I have a migraine, I wish I could have this done. I don’t know that it would actually help, of course.

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It gives me a lot of happiness that these two are still together and seem to be loving and close to their living children. So often stories that start out this horrific only lead to divorce and fucked up survivors.

How dare people make jokes about a serious situation! I see this all the time on some kind of sports blog called..um...Deadcurve maybe? Hmm...

There is nothing that could make me see this movie. Nothing. The ads for it make my stomach hurt and knees feel shaky.

But we don’t need unions or collective bargaining or wage laws because each individual server can just use the vast power and leverage they hold to stop the managers from doing this sort of thing. Also I have a magic unicorn rabbit that shits skittles.

What Arken said. You shouldn’t read about it, because it’s awful. But given the recent NYT coverage, I think it’s important to state that it was truly the most haunting and most horrifying element of service in Afghanistan, by far. And that included, for my brother, hearing a close friend scream as an IED took both…

It’s from the order Solifugae. They are arachnids but not spiders, and the pictures floating around the net are at angles that make them look bigger than they are. Mind you they are good sized, and their chelicerae are nothing to mess with. We have them in the US, I’ve caught a few collecting in the southwest.

The stories about camel spiders rival the actual stories about warfare and bacha bazi (don’t Google) from Brotherology’s OEF days.

My guess on what really went down:

I don’t know if you read DearCoquette, née Coketalk, but I’ve always thought what she had to say on the matter was pretty smart:

When I was younger I was in favor of the death penalty, but over the years have come to oppose it. At first it was for political reasons, and I find now that it’s for moral ones. It’s wrong. A civilized country doesn't do this.

She isn’t a victim, she’s a criminal who took her husband’s life. She should be in prison where she can’t hurt other people.

I’m hoping we’ll see an impact this election. My parents are “economic conservatives” but have always been for gay marriage, abortion, and immigration. They were Dems until Clinton’s time because... I really have no idea why. Anyway it’s been a real issue for me and my siblings to come to terms with because even those…

You know if your next door neighbor did something like this with, I don’t know, chicken embryos, and put it on a poster you’d panic and think that you were living next to the new Jeffrey Dahmer... And yet this is supposed to get people to think that anti-choicers are the rational ones?

I ordered a Feel the Bern mug today, and set up a monthly PayPal donation. That’s where I’m at.

Meanwhile, [FIRE EMOJI]

I went to a Chili’s in a pretty bad area with a friend a few weeks back and was waited on by what I’m only assuming was a Jiffy Lube mechanic. Our waiter was the exact stereotype you are thinking of when I say ‘mechanic’, dirty chewed-down nubby fingernails and everything. I was immediately horrified but we didn’t…

Thank you so much! I was trying every iteration of what it sounded like she was saying, and nothing was coming up. Here’s the website in case you’re interested; they’re based in Kuwait — I’ve never heard of this line. Probably was brought to LA and found by her stylist …