It should be part of getting sworn into Congress. You know a lot of those guys have no idea.
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Sounds like he's not really okay with the changes and is trying to let you know via backhanded compliments.
Ask him how he'd feel about being on the receiving end of these 'compliments':
It means that it is a cat.
By the time I was 6, I had two little sisters. We went on our first family vacation that year, and (now that I know what kind of hell it is to share a hotel room with children) my parents weren't exactly relaxing. By the end of the trip, their plan was to load up the car while we were all still asleep (when you're…
Oh let's DO this! I'll try and narrow it down to one good one, but I have too many to count. This one is long, but worth it.
A few years back I had to fly on a tiny CRJ-200 regional jet from Charlotte NC back to school in Alabama. 50 seats in a two-by-two config...everyone is crammed in there. There were 48 people on my flight and I was one of the lucky two to have nobody sitting in the aisle next to me. At the last second they brought a…
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OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.
I've been trying to puzzle this one out. My best guess is that (assuming his profile says he's straight; I was unwilling to check) the furthest he's willing to go with guys is giving or receiving oral. But since I'm a woman, that's kind of irrelevant; I mean, yeah, I would love to be with a guy who's open to a…
Maybe we should just bleed on everything they love. Let's see how they think about subsidized tampons then.
You say "eating and fucking" as if there's anything more to life.
Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.
Just have the damn conversation already!
My husband had no less than 6 affairs during the course of our marriage (that I knew about), but after discovering 4, it was pretty easy to see the tell tale signs of affair number 5.
Try as I might, the dude would just NOT fess up. I needed to know, because this one was the final death knell of the marriage (just…
THIS is what is meant by "compassionate care." Acknowledging that patients are people who want the same things as everybody else, including nights out with family and friends.
