Are you really rib shaming her?

The mere fact that she asked her assistant to play a song on loop seems like a wonderful illustration of how out-of-touch she is and why the site failed.

Did the friend add the box cutters because he thought his humour was cutting edge??

While I am happy that she stood up for Serena, it is a pity that the whole discourse is centred on her sexual attractiveness:

-she looks like a man = she is not hot
‘bullshit, she is hot look at dat ass’

Would’ve been better without the theft.

Maybe she like didn't divorce them because they all tragically died. This poor woman!

How often did you use to see each other before? Do you have enough space for yourself in the house? Have you been on a (long) holiday together?

It looks like amazon sells a variety of these rubbers: http://www.amazon.com/Replacement-Ey…

Luckily it's a Danish company ;-)

If it bothers you, try having a conversation with her about it. You can tell her that it makes you feel insecure and maybe she'll offer to try to plan and initiate more.

Tell your ex that you appreciate the condolences but that it does not change the situation, and that you do not wish to have any contact with him.

If you told him to delete your number, he is disrespecting your wishes out of some misplaced sense of what is proper etiquette (to make himself feel better) or actively…

Refuse to cook for her ever again. Don't waste your precious time and delicious food on somebody who clearly is incapable of appreciating it.

The generic messages are exactly the most annoying part about on-line dating.

I can't imagine a better reaction than hers.

Stripper snowman???

Given the fact that Snape seems to have failed to properly dress himself by either forgetting his shirt or leaving it unbuttoned, she's just pointing out that he at least was capable of putting on his shoes correctly.

Personally I'd see whether I could elope a week beforehand and then still have a fake ceremony at this wedding-turned-into-your-mom's-party. At least this way you get to have a small, low-key wedding the way you want it, which takes some of the stress away and ensures that you'll have good memories of your actual…

Close your eyes and think of England, Henson!

Is he apologising for Tyson's language? I interpreted it as being an apology for saying 'rapist' or something. If that's the case, carry on Downer!

Downer is apologising for doing his job? I do hope his 'apology' was sarcastic.