What are you talking about? Talking about spooge has been an AV Club staple since time immemorial.

The Donahue audience members are commenting here too

Nah, man. I think it’s important that we get to see and hear what’s going on at those things. I know im in the minority here, but i find that cnn is actually the least irritating and less whiny and fantastical of the mainstream news channel and not, in fact, “fake news”. Ridiculous at times. Unbelievably stupid at…

I genuinely hope the response from CNN and Acosta in particular is utter silence. I’m sure I won’t get my wish, but... the high road isn’t traveled nearly often enough these days, and I’d really like for them to at most brush it off and not give Hannity the attention he’s clawing for here.

To be fair, I also get Arizona and Massachusetts frequently confused.

Have these guys not even heard of open-source research?

If you want to speak directly to Donny Two Scoops, going on Fox is the best way.

My working theory is that Fox News doesn’t actually have any behind-the-camera people. This is what happens when the talent is also the person in charge of booking, and it’s not the first time they have had bizarre mix-ups that can only be explained by not having people whose job it is to make sure things go smoothly.

“All Demoncraps look alike.”

Anyone else think Lindsay Lohan’s “chain” of disco clubs is just a money laundering front for her Emirati benefactors?

First off, and while math was never my strongest suit, I count two engineering degrees, a law degree and a masters in philosophy (for which I’m assuming she was pursuing her PhD.) Twenty years of schooling and she never took a class in self-awareness. And “applying game theory and cognitive science to the…

That’s what Russia has on him. He used his access to young models to style himself as a high-end pimp for pedophiles. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has ties to the Hollywood sex ring that abused the Corey’s. The pee tape was a Russian blackmail video because the girls in it were minors and they threaten to release it…

I can’t get adequately riled up unless there was pizza involved.

You’re got far more strength than I do, for doing what you’re doing.

I spent a bit of time in LA, in the early 80s, it was not uncommon for parents to push their children into the “laps” of grown fucking men. Ugh, the rumors I’ve heard. I had just turned 21, was trying to get into the biz via modeling, with the top modeling agency in LA at the time, and we had to go to parties given…

In his memoir, Corey Feldman said Haim told him someone raped him on the set of Lucas. So I thought of Charlie Sheen (who is in that film), and then laughed because lmao at him being a family man. And then I thought: Martin Sheen...and I was like faaaaaark.

OK, I did a 5 minute “investigation”... Corey Feldman said that “Haim was just 11 when... a man raped him on a movie set”. I checked when Corey Haim was 11, it would be 1983, so I checked which movie of his came out in 1984 and it was “Firstborn” and the A-List Actor that is in it is Robert Downey Jr. I don’t know if…

My favourite thing anyone’s every said about Drake:

She posted a picture of it on her Instagram and I dunno y'all, maybe my heart is melting in my old age because even though drake IS the most extra person on the whole entire planet, I still thought it was freaking adorable. I showed all my roomies and they thought so too.