I know America’s wang still has a Republican Secretary of State.

Any Bernie Bro who saw Mike Pence’s speech and still plans on voting Jill Stein or writing in Bernie is a Goddamn coward.

Save that for tomorrow!

I mean, that’s why we ran video of him talking.

The Kochs probably buy crates full of them. Gov. Pence is one of theirs.

I really hope no one actually does. We’ll find out eventually though right? Wouldn’t any earnings (or lack of) of hers show up when they release tax doc’s? Though actually, Trump still hasn’t so maybe they won’t either. I’m still going to go with “no, no one is buying those.”

I refuse to believe that anyone actually buys this shit. I can’t accept a reality in which people affix pewter charms to their towels.

Lord, this is some nouveau riche bullshit. Regular people don’t need this and won’t buy something that’s just going to jam up the washing machine when you forget it’s on the towel.

Hey, you don’t have to eat cake alone. I’m on your side and I love cake.

Last night, when I was giving out cake, the Son in Law said that she shouldn’t be allowed to sue because she chose to continue working there. I literally took the fork out of his hand and said that he can’t have any until he pulls his head out of his ass. I’m not fooling around with these people anymore. No more aid…

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My husband hates the game of Guess the Voice. I have to play alone.

Can we pass a law that it's OK to push someone down the escalator if they're just chillin' and not letting people walk by?

lol this. and one to tell people to fucking stand on the right and walk on the GD left of the escalator!!!!!!!!!!!! thats the real issue.

Well, there’s also the fact that the pro-Brexit crew actively lied to them, putting commercials on television that said the money paid into the EU was going to go to the NHS, which the leadership walked back with a QUICKNESS last night.

I was a little shocked by the number of people on my Facebook feed this morning who were all “good for them” and then going on about “fear for their way of life” and of course, immigration. I hope that they get a big dose of reality as the day sets in and start to change their tune but I fear that some people have…

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

Whew...here I thought us Americans held the monopoly on stupidity.

Can talk about how much I hate whoever decided to call this “Brexit”? Because it is dumb and I hate it. It sounds like a dumb tech startup or some kind of bladder disease.