“My name is Roland Deschain, and I need to talk with you about the Dark Tower initiative.”

Don’t knock church youth groups. My parent never made me go to one but one of my friends in high school would get forced to go by his step dad so he started to ask me to go along as his guest.

I liked all the characters all through but agree they really ruined Kevin at the end making him just a complete idiot.

Dwight is portrayed with sympathy as the show progresses but he’s still the epitome of the kiss-ass power nerd that makes “bullying” him next to impossible.

Hot take: Ben Wyatt is far superior to Jim Halpert.

Way back when this originally aired - pre-disqus - there was this guy who posted with Roy as his avatar who had personal issues with a coworker of his former spouse who cuckolded him.

If it was a gimmick account he was certainly devoted, went on for years.

The Office at its best is better than Parks and Rec at its best, but I think Park was more consistent and never sank to the level of the Office’s worst episodes.

...not to mention it completely ripped off the faux documentary style from The Office

Parks and Rec was a more consistent show. Yes. But it never reached the heights The Office did in in it so 2nd and 3rd seasons. Those seasons were practically comedy gold that in my opinion no show has reached.

Seriously, it will cause you to question the very nature of self-identity and truth. Things that once brought you joy will now only cause sadness, and the stress of this experience will probably cause you to gain about 15 pounds. Gaze upon Reason No. 17, ye mighty, and despair.

I’m personally deeply disturbed by the realization that it is now simply GJI, and not GJ,I! any longer.

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I’m a Twitter user by the name of Valondar but long time AV Club commentator known as Douay-Rheims-Challoner, but confusingly also known as Kegg under Kinja, which I’m sure won’t make this any more perplexing. I never thought I’d be featured in an AVC article but here we are.

Don’t forget Weekend at Harley’s, Harley: Villain in the City, Harley with a Chance of Meatballs, Harley and the Ice Cream Bunny, Harley Goes West, and Despicable Me 4.

“Taxes are like some elf breaking into your house, busting all your pottery, and stealing all your rupees.”

“[A] crowd of sweaty, agitated people...”

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