Truth is one of the most elusive of Pokemons.

Just a mansplaining criminal defense attorney trying to burn some clock on a slow-ass Friday. Oh, Cowboys fan and Tech Red Raider, if you must know. Fuck the Buckeyes. And FWIW, fuck Greg Hardy, and anyone who is cool with his garbage ass.

I think he is just someone that looks at all of the evidence as opposed to say you.

Five people, one of whom is the suspect, denied seeing her be assaulted while in the passenger seat of a car. She claimed that she was assaulted in the passenger seat of the car. While, admittedly, the four non-suspect witness could have been Elliott's good friends or family members, one could likely conclude that the…

It’s almost assuredly Canvasback Lane. Only street name like it in the city. Also, I lived on the street, so I know for a fact several OSU athletes lived in that apartment complex.

One could imagine an argument about an earlier fight (ie “why did you lose your cool at the bar??”) could have escalated to a fight between Elliott and Thompson

Yeah, once she had alibied him the gloves were off! Do you write crime noir, by any chance?

That’s what I get for not double-checking that address. I’ve since clarified. There is a Canvasback Lane in Columbus, which might be what the police were referring to.

I told my (now) wife something early when we started shacking up: You can tell me what to do, or how to do it. But not both.

Even if the Olympic pool is 10 miles deep, using the breaststroke will not result in a faster time. I think maybe you mean it depends on how rough the water is, which does not seem to be an issue in (most) Olympic events.

This is some good kinja. Started out as simple trolling, has somehow evolved into a decent argument.

No. Swimming through hula hoops that are a few feet under or above water would be more like hurdles. Telling 200m sprinters that they have to run with both hands above their head at all times and calling it a different event would be a better analogy.

I’d also love for someone to explain why we care about which set of players is able to put a ball into a suspended the hoop the most amount of times before time expires.

A lot of weird stuff happened during this game... BALLPARK POLTERGEIST!

🔥Most underrated athlete this decade🔥

I’m not saying you are wrong, but I cannot understand why anbody would buy season tickets for about 25 teams in the NBA. Of course, I also can’t understand why anyone would turn on the t.v. to watch a college basketball game in January, if they didn’t attend the school, or bet on the game. Basketball is just…

The “can’t beat ‘em join ‘em” thing isn’t being hammered enough. I’ve always, always rooted for Durant and I just can’t any more, because when James Harrison talks about participation trophies and shit, this should be Exhibit A. Isn’t this supposed to be about competition at some point? Is the message we want to send…

Off-topic but I can’t seem to star any comments here. It just yanks the page back to the top.

inb4 “Bastions actually balanced, you just have to counter"

I didn’t love everyone on Grantland, but Lowe, Keri, and Abrams were among the best in the world at what they do. Shea Serrano is genuinely hilarious. I just skipped the Chuck Klosterman garbage and the painfully zany pop culture takes.