Expressing hate through a single word seems much more economical and easy to decipher than expressing hate through 3000 word columns on a regular basis.

It doesn’t get any better:

Pic of tattoo pleeeeeease

At least most people have never met even one such fan. Until they meet me, that is.

Both Kanye and Radiohead worship the one true God, Aphex.

Also maybe relevant: this dude recently admitted to long-term cheating with the whole stickum debacle, but apparently that gets filed under “aw shucks, just tryin’ to get an edge” next to Gaylord Perry.

Oh, OK.

The problem that seems particularly apparent this year is that the refs are disregarding teams intentionally trying to foul. It’s bizarre.

Not calling clearly intentional fouls seems to be the bad officiating flavor of this year’s playoffs. Several of the missed calls in the Dion Waiters Inbounds Elbow Play were Spurs intentionally grabbing Thunder players (Thunderclaps? I want a one-word way to say this).

“Teams often foul intentionally when behind at…

If it’s the “face” of goal in soccer, and the “mouth” of goal in hockey, can it be the nose clip of goal in water polo? The long face of goal in regular polo? The Young Republican haircut of goal in lacrosse? The CTE-ravaged hippocampus of goal in football?

tfw everyone realizes, if only for a moment, what the people they read day in and day out are really like

I can’t wait for this epoch of saying “take” as often as possible to end.

TIL that I value human life more than I hate Notre Dame.

It’s amazing how many people treat whichever biased side of the story appears on a blog as though it were the gospel truth, when the presumption should be the exact opposite.

Obviously a small sample size, but I know one person IRL who writes for a blog with any kind of viewer base, and she’s one of the only people…

I find it hard to believe you could have plagiarized it too badly

I don’t mind having no playoffs, but you’d think they could flex the meaningful games to be together. It’d have been great if both Leicester and Tottenham played at the same time.

It’s also a bit strange to have to play more games after you’ve won the championship.

Wow, I’d love to see Schwartzman-Isner.

How is it respectful to his opponent to deprive him the feeling of winning his first (and who knows, maybe only) tour title on a legitimate point?

Why are so many recent articles “How to ______ If You’re a Complete Fucking Loser”?

Luckily no one is stupid, or this theory would fall apart.