Adding more randomness to the issue, I just read that there’s not actually a rule against a coin flip that doesn’t actually flip, and that the ref last night acted out of “basic fairness.” Who knows what percentage of refs would do the same in that situation? Probably almost all of them, at least after this, but…

For #2, you’re right, and I corrected my post, but had to do it in another post because it was too late to edit. Can’t edit, can’t delete it, fuck me.

I posted this previously, but then realized I’d forgotten to add in something that changes the outcome. Please disregard my earlier post.

In the post-game press conference, Rodgers revealed something really interesting about the coin toss: He seems to intentionally select the face opposite to the one the ref is showing…

In the post-game press conference, Rodgers revealed something really interesting about the coin toss: He seems to intentionally select the face opposite to the one the ref is showing right before the toss. Rodgers then invited potential controversy by stating that he called Tails because the ref was showing Heads,…

Was there a lawsuit for the total system failure that occurred so frequently that (1) the specific circumstances (the red ring of death) actually became a term for anything electronic completely breaking down ((1a) hell, the fucking abbreviation for (1) became a thing most gamers recognize completely outside of…

First ever behind the back jab step

Cam is a great example of being Both, and people can’t handle nuanced opinions about someone who is Both.

He’s both black and confident, therefore hated by many simply because he’s black and confident, and a giant douche, therefore hated by many because he’s a giant douche. He’s both really really good, therefore…

“shoot down in old coral”

You can’t make this shit up

Because everybody saw the clear collision making him down by contact. Jesus Christ, you got the benefit of enough calls in the game, shut the fuck up about additional phantom ones.

To be fair, Frank and Joe both have advanced CTE after being knocked out at least once in every single book.

Clearly you’ve never had a girlfriend for the last 100 years with the exception of WWII.

Damn, you’d think he’d give it one more year to try and tie that shit up first.

Reserving judgment until 43 year-old casino patron John Hornacek weighs in on the matter

Irsay was last to hear the news that Pagano is no longer a cancerous presence in the locker room.

Think about what you just said: Some ignorant people mislabel Black Lives Matter protesters as terrorists, so we should all intentionally mislabel Y’all Qaeda as terrorists. If racist assholes are going to be wrong, let’s throw in our cards with them and be wrong, too, in a socially consistent way. Fuck logic, fuck…

The BBWAA also voted on the proper pronunciation of GIF, but no consensus could be reached, because 70% of the writers refused to make a selection since GIFs were invented during the steroid era. I mean, look at the noggin on that thing:

I was searching the web for an instance of Jim Nantz criticizing a white person—to no avail—when I found this:

The only thing worse than making an asinine comment is following it up by replying 100 times to every single person who clues you in to your asininininininity. We get it, you’re not going to take a minute to reflect on your poorly calibrated outrage meter and general petulant irrationality and consider how you might…

Relax, Last Witch Hunter. It was a reference to his incorrect spelling in another tweet.

Yep, thanks.